Bird Noises

[Barman]

There?s a bloody bird in my garden that can imitate the ringtone of my mobile ?phone! It?s been driving me mad all morning? 

Where?s my shotgun. 

[Misunderstood]

You think YOU have problems!

I have a pair of lovesick woodpigeons one on either side of my house that spend the day telling us all how much thay adore each other.     A shotgun is too good for them.


Oh, I nearly forgot!

Hi! 

And about bloody time too!

[Barman]

You think YOU have problems!

I have a pair of lovesick woodpigeons one on either side of my house that spend the day telling us all how much thay adore each other.     A shotgun is too good for them.


Oh, I nearly forgot!

Hi! 

And about bloody time too!

Once I find the impersonator I’ll lend you the shotgun if you like?  wink:

I’ve been running around the house all morning to answer the bloody thing (it is on charge in case you are wondering why it is not with me), its driving me mad!