WHY

[Nick]

Feck off!

Yes Maam .... staright away maam. Sorry maam








PS Having a telly in your case Nick could make you either a box or a remote control.

Our telly is in a box at present

And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬

Can't you just turn the power off to that phase of the house?

Not without worrying the smoke alarms. I am more inclined to wire up the keyboard!

[Bar Wench]

But if a canoeist is simple one who canoes then surely an individual who has canoed in the past is a canoeist.  

Onanist?

One who ummmm interupts.  

[Nick]

I once went to a discotheque. That does not make me a dancer!

[Bar Wench]

I once went to a discotheque. That does not make me a dancer!

 

I bet!

 

Sorry can no longer continue this conversation. Am  at the mental image of Nick spasmodically jerking around a darkened dance floor under a mirror ball to Footloose. 

[Nick]

I won a competition once. Mind you I was only 17. And it was a crap prize

[Bar Wench]

For the most spasms possible to Dancing Queen?

 

[Nick]

I won a copy of Roxy Music's Virginia Plain if  you must know

I still have it somewhere.

[Bar Wench]

Do you throw anything away? 

[Snoopy]

Onanist = One who masturbates ...... My suggestion was that the media are using canoeist to call him a wanker ~ which he clearly is.





Funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.

[Nick]

Subtle but possible!

[Bar Wench]

Onanist = One who masturbates ...... My suggestion was that the media are using canoeist to call him a wanker ~ which he clearly is.





Funnier if it doesn't have to be explained.

Ahhh I didn't get it.

[Nick]

I blame the comprehensive system

[Darwins Selection]

I blame the comprehensive system

No, I am sure they also taught Onanism at public school.

[Grumpmeister]

And The Boy sneaked down to my office and was on the internet from 10 last night until 3.30 this morning!! I had unplugged the machine and hidden the cable. He found another and re plumbed it!¬

Nick, switch your computer on and when it gives you the option to enter the BIOS settings do it. You can set a bios password (just make sure you dont forget it) that would stop the boy being able to get into windows never mind the internet.

[The Moan Ranger]

I blame the comprehensive system

No, I am sure they also taught Onanism at public school.

But not at Grammar school like wot I went to. Obviously.