Girl stuff

[Olga]

* blushes *

Nicky  Such feelings! Sorry dear but promise to Mr Pasty we go back to Russia for couple of weeks in June. Perhap if we don't having glasnost together then I can fit you July?

Now, off you go to Saloon and have drink ons me.

Girls, you think we need special pissword for Girly Stuff? Mens just wander in and we could be powdering nooses or summink 

[Bar Wench]

Olga, beware of taking up with Nick, Mrs Nick has expensive saucepans and isn't afraid to use them!

Password sounds like a fab plan. These boys just don't understand that we need our space!

[ice and a slice]

Could be something boys can't even bring themselves to say - women's personal things???

[Barman]

Could be something boys can't even bring themselves to say - women's personal things???

[Bar Wench]

It's why I've always prefered a male boss. The slightest mention of womens private things and you got the day off no questions asked! 

[Darwins Selection]

It's why I've always prefered a male boss. The slightest mention of womens private things and you got the day off no questions asked! 

I deal with cows that have such problems every day.

No special treatment here.

[Grumpmeister]

It's why I've always prefered a male boss. The slightest mention of womens private things and you got the day off no questions asked! 

Unfortunately not every male boss works in that way Wenchy.

Kind of vaguely back on topic what the hell is this about

LONDON (Reuters) - Rising numbers of women are asking the NHS to provide cosmetic surgery on their genitals, doctors said on Friday.

Writing in the British Medical Journal, they said the number of "labial reductions" carried out in NHS hospitals had doubled to 800 a year over five years.

"More and more women are said to be troubled by the shape, size or proportions of their vulvas", wrote Lih Mei Liao and Sarah Creighton from London's UCL Elizabeth Garrett Anderson Institute for Women's Health.


Articles in women's magazines about "designer vaginas", the rising popularity of cosmetic surgery and Internet promotion by private health clinics were all fuelling demand.



The authors said women seeking surgery were being influenced by idealised images of genitalia shown in pornography and on private genitoplasty Web sites.

Liao said research was needed into whether surgery was bringing long-term benefits to patients, before the NHS started routinely offering the cosmetic procedure.

Why? 

[Bar Wench]

The authors said women seeking surgery were being influenced by idealised images of genitalia shown in pornography and on private genitoplasty Web sites.

That is why. Perhaps if men weren't so over enuthisastic about porn we wouldn't feel as though we have to live up to that ideal.

[Darwins Selection]

I am shocked by this.

Such a topic is not for public consumption and I would expect real ladies to keep their lips tightly sealed.

If such surgery is to become commonplace then there should be proper legislation and I hope it will have real teeth in it.

[ice and a slice]

Never even occured to me!  Very strange.

[Bar Wench]

Me neither but a friend is paranoid that her's are droopy.  All I could say is take your bra off then your tits will hide them! 

[Snoopy]

Are you still friends???

[Bar Wench]

I say friend, I mean more of an acquaintance. I thought I was being funny, she well didn't. 

[Snoopy]

Y'Know ~ I think I can see why she wouldn't have appreciated the funny side.









D'you s'pose there's a book in this "Labia I Have Known"?

[Barman]

Y'Know ~ I think I can see why she wouldn't have appreciated the funny side.









D'you s'pose there's a book in this "Labia I Have Known"?

Prolly not - there?s almost certainly a DVD tho!