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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2007, 09:39:55 AM »
She will be impressed!
Embossed more likely.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2007, 09:41:01 AM »
Recipe?

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2007, 09:45:05 AM »
Just mix up anything you find in in your fridge in a blender, don't be too choosy. Sloosh in some water and  about half a pound of flour and bake the result till brown.  ENJOY drumroll:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2007, 09:45:51 AM »
Recipe?
Take one MILFH, a sheet of heavy vellum and a damp cloth.
Place vellum over face of MILFH and press down hard with cloth for about 20 minutes.
Put MILFH in warm furnace set to 1500 degrees.
Remove when cool and place in urn.
Serve with tea and savoury cake.
 
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2007, 11:42:06 AM »
Just mix up anything you find in in your fridge in a blender, don't be too choosy. Sloosh in some water and  about half a pound of flour and bake the result till brown.  ENJOY drumroll:


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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2007, 11:48:23 AM »
I am led to believe that generally he is a pretty decent cook. Those cakes look  sick2:

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2007, 11:50:59 AM »
Perhaps, but I'm naturally dubious about anyone who almost burns his house down microwaving a dishcloth  point:

The savoury cake just adds to that perception  eveilgrin:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2007, 11:51:57 AM »
I made a bread and butter pudding last night. drumroll:






















It's horrid!!
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2007, 11:56:37 AM »
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2007, 12:03:08 PM »
I will bring you the remains of our B&B Pudding. Your MIL might like it evil:
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2007, 12:06:33 PM »
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Do you do Korean food?
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2007, 12:08:34 PM »
You supply the Korean and I'll cook the bugger.
'specially the one that ate my uncle.
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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2007, 12:18:02 PM »
I like BnB pudding. Mr Wench hates it so I never make it.  sad24: Send it here?

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Re: Girl stuff
« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2007, 12:34:36 PM »
I have never made it before and will never make it again. Thinking of putting the whole thing into a blender and , er :

a) baking it
b) disguising it as yoghurt
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