Girl stuff

[Olga]

Is ok Nicky, i stick to the outside bits. Why you getting so huffety puffety? I think Nicky needs to Sticky to Agony Corny

You like my joke, sweetie?

Anyways, here in Girl Stuff I will be present talk later on how to have best nails, painting and scratching later. There may still be places if you want to book.

[Darwins Selection]

scratching later. .

Crabs. I warned you.

[ice and a slice]

So Olga...

I need some advise please?

- How do you stop underwired bras from chaffing?

- How long should I leave an oatmeal face mask on?

- What kind of knickers are best when wearing tight jeans?

- How many barmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Much love

Icey xx

[Bar Wench]

So Olga...

I need some advise please?

- How do you stop underwired bras from chaffing?

Talcum powder

- How long should I leave an oatmeal face mask on?

15 - 20 mins
- What kind of knickers are best when wearing tight jeans?

None

- How many barmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that is why they employ wenches!
Much love

Icey xx

[Bar Wench]

Have just opened my freebie bag of stuff from yesterday's facial. Wrinkle cream! WRINKLE CREAM! What on earth are they trying to tell me!?!?

[ice and a slice]

Have just opened my freebie bag of stuff from yesterday's facial. Wrinkle cream! WRINKLE CREAM! What on earth are they trying to tell me!?!?

It's never too early apparently.  I need complete miracle bl**dy cream!

[Olga]

Icey, thanks for your Queery and I think mostly the bar Wench sweetie is prolly right. I had to lok up "chafing" in my dix and fouund a food warmer!

but i don't think it's right for bra... unless you want bring him up to temperature... 

Why you want to put Muesli on face dear? bes advice is Yak Yoghurt like i saids earlier, Princess.

Tight jeans and knickers? Hmm, baby, where have you been... Like Wenchy said, none is best or the briefest G-string, dear.

And last Q. My guess is 2. One to change light bulb and one to answer him when he says "Watt?"

Hope this helps, sweetie, poka poka.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

yours is much nicer than mine

[ice and a slice]

Icey, thanks for your Queery and I think mostly the bar Wench sweetie is prolly right. I had to lok up "chafing" in my dix and fouund a food warmer!

but i don't think it's right for bra... unless you want bring him up to temperature... 

Why you want to put Muesli on face dear? bes advice is Yak Yoghurt like i saids earlier, Princess.

Tight jeans and knickers? Hmm, baby, where have you been... Like Wenchy said, none is best or the briefest G-string, dear.

And last Q. My guess is 2. One to change light bulb and one to answer him when he says "Watt?"

Hope this helps, sweetie, poka poka.

Thank you Olga darling

You're my hero!

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Hero? Shurely that is shome mishtake? Or are you keeping something from us?

[Lizzie]

Thank you Olga darling

You're my hero!

You been peeking Icy? naughty boy.

[Darwins Selection]

Have just opened my freebie bag of stuff from yesterday's facial. Wrinkle cream! WRINKLE CREAM! What on earth are they trying to tell me!?!?

If your face is OK then it must be for your knees.

[Bar Wench]

No, can't be they are scar ridden to buggery no help for them. 

My raddled 60 year old Mother asked me to recomend a wrinkle for her. I don't think she has been near a pot of moisturiser in 30 years! That and 20 years in Spain haven't exactly made her skin smooth as a virgin's arse. I recomended a sander. I am now in the dog house. 

[Darwins Selection]

No, can't be they are scar ridden to buggery no help for them. 

You were warned about kneeling on the gravel in the car park.

[Bar Wench]

That and running through plate glass windows and kneeling in the shards.