Girl stuff

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Nothing wrong with a quick wipe down with a damp flannel.. bloody cheaper too

.....and a quick whipping with birch twigs is great for a massage.

You can keep your shrubbery to yourself young lady!!!! If this post leads to comments about your  nicely trimmed bush then it was  not my fault

[ice and a slice]

Nothing wrong with a quick wipe down with a damp flannel.. bloody cheaper too

.....and a quick whipping with birch twigs is great for a massage.

You can keep your shrubbery to yourself young lady!!!! If this post leads to comments about your  nicely trimmed bush then it was  not my fault

Oooh-eerr!!!

[Bar Wench]

Icey, t'was blissful! Why can't I have married a rich man instead of an impoverished teacher who makes me work in a shoddy bar. Then I could be a lady who lunches and has massages and facials all the time!


The rest of you. 

[ice and a slice]

Icey, t'was blissful! Why can't I have married a rich man instead of an impoverished teacher who makes me work in a shoddy bar. Then I could be a lady who lunches and has massages and facials all the time!


The rest of you. 

Oh to be a lady wot lunches.....

Mate and me have a once a year treat and book a bliss day (boys  ) in a local health spa where we have facials, massages, swim, sit in the spa, nice lunch with wine and have a laugh.  Heavenly!

[Bar Wench]

Now that sounds  Maybe I need to institute something along the same lines!

[Olga]

Girls, let me tells you secret from home.  Best for facials is from milk of Yak, wait til curdled a bit yoghurty then smear all over face.  You will beauty skin like Mongolian princess.

If want more tips, only to ask

[Nick]

OK, I do agony corner, you deal with skin.

OK?

Oh and downstairs stuff!

[Olga]

Oh Nicky, you drive hards bargain, but i like you.  You have deal pumpkin, Muachhhh!

Poka poka

[Nick]

OK. Start your new plumbing thread, with a skin option, including facials, and I will stick with the psycho stuff.

OK?

And I bet I will be busier!

Oh. and poka poka to you too!

[Olga]

Hmmm, I could starts new thread but I like Girl Stuff so if ok dokey with everybod we can Probley Page and Beauty Tips right here.

I know yous going to be busier Nicky; mens have lots more psyche probs than us ladies 

So, we can cover all sorts here, like depilty, depilators, dephilib.   shaving, complexion, plumbing probs, tiime of moonth, make-up and of course fashon tips direct from Vladivostok.

I try to be the Margarita Pracatan of lady beauty right here in The Snog for you advise. . .  OK?

Poka poka. . .  big kisses

[Snoopy]

[Nick]

Hmmm, I could starts new thread but I like Girl Stuff so if ok dokey with everybod we can Probley Page and Beauty Tips right here.

I know yous going to be busier Nicky; mens have lots more psyche probs than us ladies 

So, we can cover all sorts here, like depilty, depilators, dephilib.   shaving, complexion, plumbing probs, tiime of moonth, make-up and of course fashon tips direct from Vladivostok.

I try to be the Margarita Pracatan of lady beauty right here in The Snog for you advise. . .  OK?

Poka poka. . .  big kisses

Look.

1. Outside stuff; skin, boobs, fat bottoms, thighs, 34 ddds (You), clingy underwear, thongs (yuk - up the bumcrack)
2. Sensitive psychological probs (Me)

Otherwise I will sue and my solicitors will LASh you. oh and at your expense. Or Trading Standards, and they are hard bastards, I know!

[Grumpmeister]

I know yous going to be busier Nicky; mens have lots more psyche probs than us ladies 

Barman, please can we have a spitting coffee over the keyboard emoticon as that was the effect of reading that line 

[Olga]

Is ok Snooops, this is just little Lady corner of The Snog. You have plenty space in the Saloon. Perhaps you have lady probs though? I have big ears for my friends, sweety, muachhh!

[Nick]

Told you

You outside
Me inside

Gottit?