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Re: Lobster
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2008, 11:48:16 AM »
INSET day, and now workmen in the house again!! cussing:
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2008, 12:21:14 PM »
INSET day, and now workmen in the house again!! cussing:
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 12:22:23 PM »
With drills!! cussing:
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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2008, 12:23:46 PM »
With drills!! cussing:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2008, 12:48:24 PM »
I have a man coming to quote for decorating the THW's bedroom .... She having gone to France for the week her mother and I have struck and sorted out her room. Bin day today and the men have never seen so many bin liners at our gate  eveilgrin:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2008, 12:50:25 PM »
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Poor THW.

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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2008, 12:54:16 PM »
I have a man coming to quote for decorating the THW's bedroom .... She having gone to France for the week her mother and I have struck and sorted out her room. Bin day today and the men have never seen so many bin liners at our gate  eveilgrin:
What did you find?  eyes:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2008, 12:56:28 PM »
One dreads to think!!
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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2008, 12:57:14 PM »
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2008, 12:58:31 PM »
eeek:

Poor THW.

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She does not need five pairs of shoes that haven't fitted her for over three years. She does not need T Shirts and Nighties (17 in all) that say Aged 8 to 10 in them. She is 5ft10ins size ten now. She does not need dollies with no limbs, toys with broken springs, approaching 5 reams of typing paper covered in scribbles, jigsaws that say Age 3 on them. Need I go on?  evil:

She, having taken 7 pairs of everything to France still has 15 pairs of pants, 12 bras, 28 pairs of socks ..... most of which we found under her bed ~ rancid. sick2:

Oh and the Primary School she left 4 years ago were thrilled to get back the reading scheme books they issued when she was 6 together with 8 school library books. cussing:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2008, 01:01:09 PM »
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Poor THW.

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She does not need five pairs of shoes that haven't fitted her for over three years. She does not need T Shirts and Nighties (17 in all) that say Aged 8 to 10 in them. She is 5ft10ins size ten now. She does not need dollies with no limbs, toys with broken springs, approaching 5 reams of typing paper covered in scribbles, jigsaws that say Age 3 on them. Need I go on?  evil:

She, having taken 7 pairs of everything to France still has 15 pairs of pants, 12 bras, 28 pairs of socks ..... most of which we found under her bed ~ rancid. sick2:

Oh and the Primary School she left 4 years ago were thrilled to get back the reading scheme books they issued when she was 6 together with 8 school library books. cussing:
Yes, yes, yes.... and?  eyes:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2008, 01:02:36 PM »
eeek:

Poor THW.

 noooo:

She does not need five pairs of shoes that haven't fitted her for over three years. She does not need T Shirts and Nighties (17 in all) that say Aged 8 to 10 in them. She is 5ft10ins size ten now. She does not need dollies with no limbs, toys with broken springs, approaching 5 reams of typing paper covered in scribbles, jigsaws that say Age 3 on them. Need I go on?  evil:

She, having taken 7 pairs of everything to France still has 15 pairs of pants, 12 bras, 28 pairs of socks ..... most of which we found under her bed ~ rancid. sick2:

Oh and the Primary School she left 4 years ago were thrilled to get back the reading scheme books they issued when she was 6 together with 8 school library books. cussing:

The "too small" clothing, I have some of that, it is sentimental! eeek:
The "reams of paper", that could have been important! noooo:
The "dolls and toys", how could you! noooo:

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Re: Lobster
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2008, 01:11:47 PM »
And the "Ladies personal items with wings" still attached to the knickers?
The four bath towels from which it has taken two washes on "boil" to remove the mildew?
The 8 mugs with growth in every single one, the plates, bowls and saucers too numerous to mention .... we filled the dishwasher with what came out.
The half eaten apples, banana skins and a rotted plum (at least I think it was a plum, can't be sure).

It was horrid as are teenage girls.  sick2:

And BM ..... nothing remotely  eyes: unless you count the guitar to amp lead that she broke and I replaced last year. Why keep the broken one? ::)
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2008, 01:13:24 PM »
eeek:

Poor THW.

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She does not need five pairs of shoes that haven't fitted her for over three years. She does not need T Shirts and Nighties (17 in all) that say Aged 8 to 10 in them. She is 5ft10ins size ten now. She does not need dollies with no limbs, toys with broken springs, approaching 5 reams of typing paper covered in scribbles, jigsaws that say Age 3 on them. Need I go on?  evil:

She, having taken 7 pairs of everything to France still has 15 pairs of pants, 12 bras, 28 pairs of socks ..... most of which we found under her bed ~ rancid. sick2:

Oh and the Primary School she left 4 years ago were thrilled to get back the reading scheme books they issued when she was 6 together with 8 school library books. cussing:

The "too small" clothing, I have some of that, it is sentimental! eeek:
The "reams of paper", that could have been important! noooo:
The "dolls and toys", how could you! noooo:

Your sentimentality about too small clothing is called hope dear. 
She, however, is too old to ever get back into hers.eveilgrin:
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Re: Lobster
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2008, 01:17:17 PM »
And the "Ladies personal items with wings" still attached to the knickers?
The four bath towels from which it has taken two washes on "boil" to remove the mildew?
The 8 mugs with growth in every single one, the plates, bowls and saucers too numerous to mention .... we filled the dishwasher with what came out.
The half eaten apples, banana skins and a rotted plum (at least I think it was a plum, can't be sure).

It was horrid as are teenage girls.  sick2:

And BM ..... nothing remotely  eyes: unless you count the guitar to amp lead that she broke and I replaced last year. Why keep the broken one? ::)

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