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Berek

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Asda
« on: May 15, 2007, 01:56:08 PM »
a man with a circumsised knob walks into Asda and put's it on the checkout and say to the woman serving "roll that fucker back"
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Re: Asda
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 09:06:47 PM »
 redface:  TSK -TSK....Ladies present.  eeek:
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Re: Asda
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 05:48:23 AM »
Quote from: Berek on May 15, 2007, 01:56:08 PM
a man with a circumsised knob walks into Asda and put's it on the checkout and say to the woman serving "roll that fucker back"
you forgot this  drumroll:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Asda
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 08:16:38 AM »
I thought it was really funny!  lol:
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Re: Asda
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 09:25:42 AM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl on May 15, 2007, 09:06:47 PM
redface:  TSK -TSK....Ladies present.  eeek:

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 08:16:38 AM
I thought it was really funny!  lol:

Draw your own conclusions. ;)
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Re: Asda
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 09:26:56 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2007, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: Bikini Girl on May 15, 2007, 09:06:47 PM
redface:  TSK -TSK....Ladies present.  eeek:

Quote from: Bar Wench on May 16, 2007, 08:16:38 AM
I thought it was really funny!  lol:

Draw your own conclusions. ;)
We have already?  noooo:
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Re: Asda
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 09:43:32 AM »
I don't get the joke  noooo:
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Berek

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Re: Asda
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 09:48:11 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2007, 09:43:32 AM
I don't get the joke  noooo:

they claim to roll back prices drumroll:
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Re: Asda
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 09:50:28 AM »
Quote from: Berek on May 16, 2007, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2007, 09:43:32 AM
I don't get the joke  noooo:

they claim to roll back prices drumroll:

What has that got to do with the mans penis?
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Berek

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Re: Asda
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 10:03:40 AM »
 Banghead
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Re: Asda
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 10:05:51 AM »
Quote from: Berek on May 16, 2007, 10:03:40 AM
Banghead
Tough audience today Berek?  noooo:
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Berek

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Re: Asda
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 10:16:06 AM »
I could learn from Bill Hicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-_0pxR1kQ
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Re: Asda
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 02:05:42 PM »
Nurse, the screens!
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Re: Asda
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 03:53:07 PM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl on May 15, 2007, 09:06:47 PM
redface:  TSK -TSK....Ladies present.  eeek:


There are?

 scared: Not behind here...


 sex014  Oops sorry wenchy, I should have knocked..

  surrender: Nope I give up. Can't find any


Something tells me I'm going to be smited to hell and back for this
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Re: Asda
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 03:55:53 PM »
How very dare you!  violent073:
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