Author Topic: The drooling Wenchy caption competition  (Read 4856 times)

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Offline Nick

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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2007, 05:39:47 PM »
Nah, I will hose her down! Cold water!
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #61 on: December 17, 2007, 05:46:30 PM »
Is that before or after she takes your head off Nick  point:
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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #62 on: December 17, 2007, 05:48:57 PM »
A tad extreme, perhaps?

And more to the point, find out which hound did it (I'm assuming it's not Snoopy) and fire a ball-bearing up its arse. Go to your local angling shop and buy a decent catapault. They are extremely effective.

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Re: The drooling Wenchy caption competition
« Reply #63 on: December 17, 2007, 05:53:46 PM »
Or if you dont want to leave an obvious mark ultrasonics can work wonders as animals really dont like the higher frequencies.
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