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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 11:53:52 AM »
The one I have doesn't get an awful lot of wear and tear. noooo: It's holding up quite well, despite its age.
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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 11:54:13 AM »
I believe you can donate part of your liver. I don't think you need all of it to survive.

I do!
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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 11:56:21 AM »
I believe you can donate part of your liver. I don't think you need all of it to survive.

the liver can regenerate itself, it is particularly fond of milk. Have you ever left raw liver on a plate in the fridge only to find it wrapped around the milk bottle in the morning ??

I also know a trick with raw liver and a jam jar.. whistle: whistle: whistle: ( then I got a girlfriend )

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2007, 12:03:56 PM »
What is the trick?

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2007, 12:05:16 PM »
What is the trick?
I suspect you'll be using this emoticon (  sick2: ) when he tells you...  whistle:
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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2007, 12:07:17 PM »
I don't want to know.  eeek:

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2007, 12:07:23 PM »
Berek, don't tell her.



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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2007, 12:08:15 PM »
lets just say it bears a resemblance to the female part.. thats where the phrase " like a butchers window " comes from.. whistle:

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 12:08:34 PM »
 sick2: eeek: sick2: eeek:

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2007, 12:08:39 PM »
What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first!  ;)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2007, 12:09:25 PM »
What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first!  ;)
With or without maggots?  confused:
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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2007, 12:13:20 PM »
What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first!  ;)
With or without maggots?  confused:

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2007, 12:23:10 PM »
What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first!  ;)
With or without maggots?  confused:

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!
But you would say that wouldn't you?  eyes:
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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2007, 12:25:14 PM »
What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first!  ;)
With or without maggots?  confused:

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!
But you would say that wouldn't you?  eyes:

Well of course I would. On the other hand, you appear to be quite well informed on the subject BM - perhaps a cross of this topic with one of the scenes in American Pie would explain the presence of the meat pie in the microwave? (Though in American Pie, it was, IIRC, an apple pie!)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: "Couples swap kidneys in UK first"
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2007, 12:29:00 PM »
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