"Couples swap kidneys in UK first"

[Nick]

The one I have doesn't get an awful lot of wear and tear. It's holding up quite well, despite its age.

[Nick]

I believe you can donate part of your liver. I don't think you need all of it to survive.

I do!

[Berek]

I believe you can donate part of your liver. I don't think you need all of it to survive.

the liver can regenerate itself, it is particularly fond of milk. Have you ever left raw liver on a plate in the fridge only to find it wrapped around the milk bottle in the morning ??

I also know a trick with raw liver and a jam jar.. ( then I got a girlfriend )

[Bar Wench]

What is the trick?

[Barman]

What is the trick?

I suspect you'll be using this emoticon (  ) when he tells you... 

[Bar Wench]

I don't want to know. 

[Nick]

Berek, don't tell her.



Oh, what's the point??

[Berek]

lets just say it bears a resemblance to the female part.. thats where the phrase " like a butchers window " comes from..

[Bar Wench]

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first! 

[Barman]

What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first! 

With or without maggots? 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first! 

With or without maggots? 

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!

[Barman]

What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first! 

With or without maggots? 

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!

But you would say that wouldn't you? 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

What is the trick?

Well, I can inform you that the cognoscenti believe that the whole experience is improved if the liver benefits from the attentions of a microwave first! 

With or without maggots? 

Normally without, though it is entirely possible that the presence of said larvae may well enhance the experience! Personally, I wouldn't know!

But you would say that wouldn't you? 

Well of course I would. On the other hand, you appear to be quite well informed on the subject BM - perhaps a cross of this topic with one of the scenes in American Pie would explain the presence of the meat pie in the microwave? (Though in American Pie, it was, IIRC, an apple pie!)

[Bar Wench]