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Offline Grumpmeister

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Words fail me
« on: October 22, 2026, 06:45:03 PM »
Call me an unfeeling cynic but how the hell do you manage to mistake an oven that is already on for a crib?

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“I thought I put (the baby) in her crib, and I accidentally put her in the oven,” Thomas allegedly told the infant’s grandfather, who gave a statement to police, the criminal complaint said.

https://people.com/mom-who-said-she-accidentally-put-baby-in-oven-instead-of-crib-sentenced-to-13-years-12136639
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Re: Words fail me
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 03:54:18 AM »
Call me an unfeeling cynic but how the hell do you manage to mistake an oven that is already on for a crib?

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“I thought I put (the baby) in her crib, and I accidentally put her in the oven,” Thomas allegedly told the infant’s grandfather, who gave a statement to police, the criminal complaint said.

https://people.com/mom-who-said-she-accidentally-put-baby-in-oven-instead-of-crib-sentenced-to-13-years-12136639

 noooo:
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Re: Words fail me
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 07:33:55 AM »
Call me an unfeeling cynic but how the hell do you manage to mistake an oven that is already on for a crib?

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“I thought I put (the baby) in her crib, and I accidentally put her in the oven,” Thomas allegedly told the infant’s grandfather, who gave a statement to police, the criminal complaint said.

https://people.com/mom-who-said-she-accidentally-put-baby-in-oven-instead-of-crib-sentenced-to-13-years-12136639

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I'm betting drugs were involved
Well, whatever, nevermind