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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2026, 10:07:30 PM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2026, 04:04:52 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2026, 06:36:38 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2026, 11:11:56 PM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2026, 06:57:46 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2026, 04:42:57 PM »
Wait let me get this straight, you've had 1600 hours of tattoo work done including into your eyes and you are afraid of needles??

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/britain-s-most-tattooed-man-reveals-he-s-scared-of-needles/vi-AA25nU5H?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=6a2a48d67990447da671bbb013f1fb6d&ei=39#details

There is no curse in Entish, Elvish or  the tongues of man that can adequately describe how much of an ABSOLUTE GORMLESS BELLEND you are.  facepalm:
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2026, 11:40:48 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2026, 04:42:57 PM
Wait let me get this straight, you've had 1600 hours of tattoo work done including into your eyes and you are afraid of needles??

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/britain-s-most-tattooed-man-reveals-he-s-scared-of-needles/vi-AA25nU5H?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=6a2a48d67990447da671bbb013f1fb6d&ei=39#details

There is no curse in Entish, Elvish or  the tongues of man that can adequately describe how much of an ABSOLUTE GORMLESS BELLEND you are.  facepalm:


Utter bonkers!  whacky115
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2026, 05:11:55 PM »
What's the worst that could happen..



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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2026, 04:43:09 AM »
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What's the worst that could happen..



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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2026, 02:15:43 PM »


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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2026, 04:06:34 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2026, 10:04:55 PM »


Well I suppose she can always wet her lips, slam her face into the side of a plane and save money on air travel.  noooo:
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2026, 06:06:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2026, 10:04:55 PM


Well I suppose she can always wet her lips, slam her face into the side of a plane and save money on air travel.  noooo:


Ghastly...  noooo:
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2026, 09:24:30 AM »
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Re: Nominations for the absolute fuckwit of the year 2026 award.
« Reply #59 on: July 12, 2026, 05:00:43 PM »
And the moral of the story is when workers tell you not to stand there....DON'T STAND THERE  facepalm:

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