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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #405 on: May 13, 2026, 09:42:39 AM »
No, I don’t know either



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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #406 on: May 13, 2026, 09:49:29 AM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #407 on: May 13, 2026, 10:48:39 AM »
It's a digger pontoon for canals. You shove a coupe of JCB's on and use them to clear the waterway.
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #408 on: May 13, 2026, 10:50:01 AM »
What could possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #409 on: May 13, 2026, 10:54:53 AM »
Not much, if memory serves The Rothen Group has been in operation for about 50 years and are heavily focused on health and safety. Although that does beg the question why they were going through a lock you were operating..  whistle:

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #410 on: May 13, 2026, 04:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2026, 10:48:39 AM
It's a digger pontoon for canals. You shove a coupe of JCB's on and use them to clear the waterway.
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #411 on: May 13, 2026, 05:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 13, 2026, 10:48:39 AM
It's a digger pontoon for canals. You shove a coupe of JCB's on and use them to clear the waterway.


Did the JCBs fall off... ?  rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #412 on: May 19, 2026, 04:08:54 PM »
Quiet day at me lock, like. Got homemade cake from two very nice ladies cloud9:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #413 on: May 19, 2026, 06:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2026, 04:08:54 PM
Quiet day at me lock, like. Got homemade cake from two very nice ladies cloud9:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #414 on: May 19, 2026, 06:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 19, 2026, 04:08:54 PM
Quiet day at me lock, like. Got homemade cake from two very nice ladies cloud9:

Prison talk…..?… rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #415 on: Yesterday at 05:05:29 PM »
Loads of boats and lots of swimmers so had to call police.

Lots of nice regulars out so free beer and ice lollies  cloud9:

One nutter who had clearly lived on his own for far too long and communicated only in unblinking stares and Neanderthal grunts  scared2:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #416 on: Yesterday at 05:10:23 PM »
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Loads of boats and lots of swimmers so had to call police.

Lots of nice regulars out so free beer and ice lollies  cloud9:

One nutter who had clearly lived on his own for far too long and communicated only in unblinking stares and Neanderthal grunts  scared2:

TMJs ….ill move on … redface:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #417 on: Yesterday at 11:19:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on Yesterday at 05:05:29 PM
Loads of boats and lots of swimmers so had to call police.

Lots of nice regulars out so free beer and ice lollies  cloud9:

One nutter who had clearly lived on his own for far too long and communicated only in unblinking stares and Neanderthal grunts  scared2:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #418 on: Today at 12:19:35 PM »
BIZZY!!

New people at Lonely Widow Cottage are having a BBQ. They’ve told me to help myself  cloud9:

Apey can only dream of this  whistle:

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #419 on: Today at 01:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on Today at 12:19:35 PM
BIZZY!!

New people at Lonely Widow Cottage are having a BBQ. They’ve told me to help myself  cloud9:

Apey can only dream of this  whistle:



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