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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #390 on: May 04, 2026, 02:47:37 PM »
Not. One. Boat.

Going home
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #391 on: May 04, 2026, 03:05:47 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #392 on: May 07, 2026, 04:34:06 PM »
 Busy day. No nutters  Shocked:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #393 on: May 07, 2026, 06:02:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2026, 04:34:06 PM
Busy day. No nutters  Shocked:
They're all off voting for idiot parties
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #394 on: May 08, 2026, 04:34:39 AM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #395 on: May 09, 2026, 04:59:39 PM »
Late finish due to three idiots in a speedboat. They are always the worst evil:

No football matches  :thumbsup:

Instead Ladies Day at Colwick races, so herds of totty in hats, all tanked up on Prosecco, everywhere and fleets of taxis and caravans everywhere  cussing:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #396 on: May 09, 2026, 07:20:58 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #397 on: May 10, 2026, 04:59:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 09, 2026, 04:59:39 PM
Late finish due to three idiots in a speedboat. They are always the worst evil:

No football matches  :thumbsup:

Instead Ladies Day at Colwick races, so herds of totty in hats, all tanked up on Prosecco, everywhere and fleets of taxis and caravans everywhere  cussing:


Sounds like fun...  noooo:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #398 on: May 10, 2026, 04:32:46 PM »
Another sodding football match  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #399 on: May 10, 2026, 04:39:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 10, 2026, 04:32:46 PM
Another sodding football match  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Has anyone told Nick it's football season..?  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #400 on: May 10, 2026, 04:51:23 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #401 on: May 10, 2026, 04:56:43 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #402 on: May 10, 2026, 05:15:21 PM »
And the other team. And the racecourse. And the marathon. And the Tennis Open cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #403 on: May 10, 2026, 10:14:26 PM »
You follow so many sports people must think you are a huge fan..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #404 on: May 11, 2026, 04:42:04 AM »
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You follow so many sports people must think you are a huge fan..  whistle:

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