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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #315 on: April 02, 2026, 06:45:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2026, 03:19:35 PM
Narrow boat burglar travelling along the Trent doing burglaries and escaping at 4 mph
Guy sank his own boat today
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #316 on: April 03, 2026, 06:15:01 AM »
Off I go….
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #317 on: April 04, 2026, 08:04:33 AM »
Always annoying…

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #318 on: April 04, 2026, 09:09:56 AM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #319 on: April 04, 2026, 11:00:37 AM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #320 on: April 06, 2026, 05:21:54 PM »
Two hours dealing with some idiots who grounded their boat on BBC a sandbar.
Then with the drunk idiots who crashed their boat into stuck boat

Then drove home to find Notts County were playing at home and were just turning out… Banghead
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #321 on: April 06, 2026, 06:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2026, 05:21:54 PM
Two hours dealing with some idiots who grounded their boat on BBC a sandbar.
Then with the drunk idiots who crashed their boat into stuck boat

Then drove home to find Notts County were playing at home and were just turning out… Banghead

A football team having a match on Easter bank holiday? Surely not..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #322 on: April 06, 2026, 06:17:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2026, 05:21:54 PM
Two hours dealing with some idiots who grounded their boat on BBC a sandbar.
Then with the drunk idiots who crashed their boat into stuck boat

Then drove home to find Notts County were playing at home and were just turning out… Banghead
noooo: 

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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #323 on: April 07, 2026, 03:59:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 06, 2026, 05:21:54 PM
Two hours dealing with some idiots who grounded their boat on BBC a sandbar.
Then with the drunk idiots who crashed their boat into stuck boat

Then drove home to find Notts County were playing at home and were just turning out… Banghead


All under control then...  point:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #324 on: April 11, 2026, 02:52:12 PM »
No boats all day. Going home.
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #325 on: April 11, 2026, 04:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2026, 02:52:12 PM
No boats all day. Going home.
Something you said?
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #326 on: April 11, 2026, 04:34:47 PM »
Weather and the price of fuel. Back tomorrow and Nottingham Forest at home and turning out at 5.00  sad32: Banghead
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #327 on: April 11, 2026, 06:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2026, 04:34:47 PM
Weather and the price of fuel. Back tomorrow and Nottingham Forest at home and turning out at 5.00  sad32: Banghead
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #328 on: April 11, 2026, 09:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2026, 04:34:47 PM
Weather and the price of fuel. Back tomorrow and Nottingham Forest at home and turning out at 5.00  sad32: Banghead

Stop off at a pub for dinner on the way back, you may not be able to drink as you are driving but is should keep you occupied till the roads clear.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2026 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #329 on: April 12, 2026, 04:52:39 PM »
5 boats (one twice), left early and avoided football traffic  cloud9:
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