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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2023, 05:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2023, 04:22:47 PM
Today's Lock (no sign of the suicidal Kiwis)




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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2023, 07:26:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 21, 2023, 04:22:47 PM
Today's Lock (no sign of the suicidal Kiwis)





Ok that's the before pic, what does the after one look like..?  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #62 on: May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM »
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #63 on: May 27, 2023, 04:43:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #64 on: May 27, 2023, 05:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 27, 2023, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #65 on: May 28, 2023, 11:53:19 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 27, 2023, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 27, 2023, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
;D

I got boob flashed this week .... Thumbs:


Misty...?  rubschin:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2023, 12:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 28, 2023, 11:53:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 27, 2023, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 27, 2023, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
;D

I got boob flashed this week .... Thumbs:


Misty...?  rubschin:

No...some bird just looked straight at me whilst dancing and pulled her top down .. eeek:

her fella? appeared from no where and pulled it back up...he was not impressed...
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2023, 12:44:51 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 28, 2023, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 28, 2023, 11:53:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 27, 2023, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 27, 2023, 04:43:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 27, 2023, 04:05:50 PM
Bikini Day on the river :thumbsup:

Imagine my delight at the approach of the cruiser Cape LIberty, an old favourite, on which the BABETASTIC Mrs Cape LIberty was indeed bikini clad Shocked:

I made sure to keep a careful eye on them in the lock (for safety reasons  angel1 ) and was rewaded with a bottle of wine presented by Mrs Cape LIberty and , oh  kleenex: redface:
;D

I got boob flashed this week .... Thumbs:


Misty...?  rubschin:

No...some bird just looked straight at me whilst dancing and pulled her top down .. eeek:

her fella? appeared from no where and pulled it back up...he was not impressed...

To be fair given your tales of past clients I was half expecting it to be some drunk overweight bloke from Essex lifting his top at you..  whistle:
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2023, 05:14:39 PM »
A friendly tug helping a poorly Little Ship to get to the Boat Hospital cloud9:



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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2023, 05:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2023, 05:14:39 PM
A friendly tug helping a poorly Little Ship to get to the Boat Hospital cloud9:



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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2023, 05:52:11 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2023, 07:02:50 PM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2023, 08:16:26 AM »
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #73 on: July 01, 2023, 05:03:02 PM »
Christ! I had this nutter today. It is a miracle he is still allowed on the system

The video shows him trying to use his boat to break though some CHAINED UP FLOOD GATES!!!!

He is barking and actually GROWLED at me eeek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpye2ovfGY4&authuser=0
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Re: Tales of the river bank: Nick's all new 2023 lock-keeping adventures thread
« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2023, 09:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2023, 05:03:02 PM
Christ! I had this nutter today. It is a miracle he is still allowed on the system

The video shows him trying to use his boat to break though some CHAINED UP FLOOD GATES!!!!

He is barking and actually GROWLED at me eeek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpye2ovfGY4&authuser=0
Wouldn't it be easier if he was chained up?
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