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You might have just used up any scrap of good luck you have for the next millennia...

https://youtu.be/DQlfW2eLijo

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You might have just used up any scrap of good luck you have for the next millennia...

https://youtu.be/DQlfW2eLijo

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Back to the same place today, pointlessly as the river is in flood and there are no boats evil:
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Another futile day with one boat (nutcase) and my hot brick evil:
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Another futile day with one boat (nutcase) and my hot brick evil:

Did you tell the nutcase about your brick....?

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I wanted it for myself eveilgrin:
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Another futile day with one boat (nutcase) and my hot brick evil:

Strange, the nutcase sounds perfectly reasonable...

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Went for a quiet jaunt on the canals today and found some oddball at one of the locks shoving a housebrick into the microwave. I may have come across as a little forceful, possibly even slightly deranged but I wanted to be far away from that dingbat when it all explodes..

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Another futile day with one boat (nutcase) and my hot brick evil:

Strange, the nutcase sounds perfectly reasonable...

Quote from: Bemused boater
Went for a quiet jaunt on the canals today and found some oddball at one of the locks shoving a housebrick into the microwave. I may have come across as a little forceful, possibly even slightly deranged but I wanted to be far away from that dingbat when it all explodes..

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Off to me lock. like :thumbsup:
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8 hours. Constant wind and rain
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The question is was the lack of boats due to the weather or has the legend of the infamous mad brick microwaver made it's way through the boating community..  rubschin:
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The heater is fixed  :thumbsup:
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The heater is fixed  :thumbsup:
How's the brick?
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The heater is fixed  :thumbsup:

It's amazing how fast the insurance companies can move when a serious liability is involved..  whistle:
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