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Archie at the keyboard! This is my blog!
« on: August 20, 2020, 01:17:05 PM »
I am Archie, age 8, Brighton

Archie writes: The regular staff have cleared off again (!) and that other clown has turned up! I was happily napping in my favourite box and having a lovely dream about being asleep and the bastard woke me up to give me a Dreamie! I was already having a dreamy! I must say, they are pretty yummy and they should just make them into regular cat food and be done with instead of this irrational, um, rationing. That may be a pun, Or perhaps a paradox, Anyway, I may go and use the litter tray now and he can see to that later.

Archie writes: The temporary servant came and told us that the weather has improved and maybe we would like to go out and get "some fresh air and exercise". My sister and I just looked at each other in disbelief. He is an idiot. I saw him earlier looking at those pesky fish in the pond. The regular staff are keen on recycling. I can think of an excellent way of recycling the fish, especially as Molly was up early and I think she ate my breakfast as well as hers! She is definitely waddling.
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2020, 01:36:16 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2020, 02:08:48 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2020, 02:14:00 PM »
Bastard cat on the keyboard  cussing: cussing:

The pesky fish pun is a bridge too far  Banghead
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2020, 03:38:57 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Keyboard Cat...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2020, 03:55:58 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2020, 12:20:57 PM »
Archie writes:  After yesterday's hectic schedule I needed a lie in and wandered downstairs just now to have a bit of breakfast to set me up for this afternoon's activities. To my horror, the temporary servant had closed the door of the "cupboard I do not want to go into". I could not let this pass and caused a considerable fuss with door scratching, mewing and death glares until he came and opened the door. I walked off in triumph!!  He won't make that mistake again! Pointed out that he had accidentally given me fish food (he is an idiot) and waited while he sorted out the mess. I imagine he has been feeding the pesky fish my food! Do they do Dreamies for fish? I hope not. I poked my head out of the back door, but the lawn looked exhaustingly large and the air is moving about a lot, so I think I might have a nap until teatime.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2020, 12:44:47 PM »
 :thumbsup:

Does Molly have a blog too?
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2020, 12:47:15 PM »
No, I think she just puts him up to it cussing:

That fucking cupboard door is a bastard. It has to be left open at all times so that they don't go in. Shut the door and they both demand it be opened immediately. Open it and they just walk away  Banghead Banghead
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2020, 01:09:54 PM »
No, I think she just puts him up to it cussing:

That fucking cupboard door is a bastard. It has to be left open at all times so that they don't go in. Shut the door and they both demand it be opened immediately. Open it and they just walk away  Banghead Banghead

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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2020, 01:23:37 PM »
Cobnut turns round puzzled and says 'and just what is wrong with Archie's view on life?'



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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2020, 09:05:14 PM »
I don't know what the strange old orange serf gave us for dinner tonight but I feel strange...

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