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Fire oinkment
« on: January 23, 2020, 04:53:36 PM »
Dodgy back and stiff neck  sad24: sad24:

Bought and applied "Deep Heat" oinkment


I appear to be on fire  sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM »
Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2020, 05:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 04:53:36 PM
Dodgy back and stiff neck  sad24: sad24:

Bought and applied "Deep Heat" oinkment


I appear to be on fire  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Don't get it on yer knob...  noooo:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2020, 05:28:39 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2020, 05:39:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM
Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:

Scenario

Elderly man posing as medic knocks on door

Foggy, with bad back and in bikini, answers

Elderly man produces oinkment

And: ACTION
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2020, 05:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 05:39:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 23, 2020, 05:12:58 PM
Wimp.....Miss T has that everyday for her back ...twice ... noooo:

Scenario

Elderly man posing as medic knocks on door

Foggy, with bad back and in bikini, answers

Elderly man gets sent away

Elderly man young stud produces oinkment

And: ACTION

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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2020, 05:54:28 PM »
Travel to Cyprus, you say? rubschin:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2020, 06:32:51 PM »
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM »
Books flight  whistle:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2020, 12:11:19 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2020, 03:57:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM
Books flight  whistle:

Gets off plane to find he booked a flight to Chad...  whistle:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2020, 05:38:05 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2020, 03:57:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2020, 06:35:01 PM
Books flight  whistle:

Gets off plane to find he booked a flight to Chad...  whistle:

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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2020, 06:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2020, 12:11:19 AM
lol: lol: lol:

things Apey should never have posted #489


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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2020, 06:56:17 PM »
Does Foggy have a preferred spot for Fire Oinkment application?  whistle:
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Re: Fire oinkment
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2020, 06:56:17 PM
Does Foggy have a preferred spot for Fire Oinkment application?  whistle:

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