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Bono style wankers
« on: November 21, 2019, 06:29:01 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2019, 06:34:00 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2019, 06:39:10 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2019, 06:39:59 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2019, 06:40:44 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:

The twat named his daughter Apple ...say no more ...... noooo:

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2019, 06:43:47 PM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:

The twat named his daughter Apple ...say no more ...... noooo:

If you were offered as much in sponsorship to do the same thing you'd jump at it...  whistle:
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2019, 07:12:06 PM »
Bulmer's?
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2019, 07:17:42 PM »
Bulmer's?

No it's true ..he did ....

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2019, 07:55:14 AM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
Fucking hypocrite

Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2019, 08:44:26 AM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
Fucking hypocrite

Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2019, 10:27:44 AM »
Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
Fucking hypocrite

Chris Martin announces Coldplay will not tour so they can help save the planet.  Interview with the BBC was in Jordan  facepalm:
I always thought she was a bit tarty.

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2019, 08:08:23 PM »
Today his ex has apparently got her Baps out for cancer awareness ....... whistle:

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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2019, 07:45:39 AM »
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2019, 09:41:12 PM »
Right.. Miss T's sister is the most materialistic person in the world ..her facebook is full of pictures of kids in designer gear etc ..always keeping up with the Jones eyc ..then posts on FB ......

It's that time of year where it all gets too much for some. Christmas is a lot of pressure to be perfect, happy gorgeous families in matching pj’s. Like no one is having a drunken row or feeling lonely, isolated or missing someone. Or children with no presents & parents and families worried about paying for everything. Stress, anxiety, fears. Feeling pressure to attend social events.
The Samaritans have a free number - 116 123 (UK). A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.
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Re: Bono style wankers
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2019, 10:02:34 PM »
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