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Useless offspring
« on: October 25, 2019, 01:09:44 PM »
The Boy has recently graduated with a degree in Drama.

I have an old friend who is an actor. He is very successful. He has done TV (2 current BBC series!), film, radio, theatre. Tomorrow his successful play transfers into the West End.

He has offered to meet the Boy and talk to him about methods of getting work, contacts and so on. The Boy's reaction? "He's older than you!"  facepalm:

A decision in principle has been made that The Boy and I go to London (I pay), see the play (I pay), meet the cast (mainly high profile Americans) and go backstage, then go out for dinner with my mate afterwards (I pay), then stay in an hotel overnight (I PAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead ).

All I need is a date from The Boy...............................................

It seems he is busy loafing about.............. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

He is finding it hard to find a date in his hectic diary while he is unemployed  noooo:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2019, 01:20:16 PM »
I blame his upbringing  ;)


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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2019, 01:36:32 PM »
I blame his upbringing  ;)


Should have had him cleaning chimneys and none of this iPhone malarkey

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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2019, 02:02:50 PM »
I blame his upbringing  ;)


Should have had him cleaning chimneys and none of this iPhone malarkey

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2019, 02:05:53 PM »
I am sure that Miss D's The Brat is working hard  whistle:
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2019, 02:07:50 PM »
I am sure that Miss D's The Brat is working hard  whistle:

Apart from 'nothing', what does he want to do...? Has he given up on the acting thing...?  rubschin:
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2019, 02:11:13 PM »
He is an oaf  Banghead

Mind you, I didn't get my first proper job till I was 31  redface: redface: redface:
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2019, 02:44:16 PM »
He is an oaf  Banghead

Mind you, I didn't get my first proper job till I was 31  redface: redface: redface:

I started at 16... £29.98 a week like...  cloud9:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2019, 02:45:53 PM »
Were we using decimal currency in those days?
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2019, 03:32:50 PM »
Were we using decimal currency in those days?

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2019, 03:41:27 PM »
smug mode on/ My daughter has just received a distinction for her masters dissertation and has just got a job at the University of West London /smug mode off

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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2019, 03:49:28 PM »
Well done the Mortlet  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2019, 04:00:09 PM »
Miss Piggy got a PhD in cell and molecular biology, became a leader in her field and travelled around the world giving training lectures...  cloud9:

...then she got married, dropped two piglets and is now working as a teaching assistant for £0.02 per hour or summat...  Banghead
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2019, 04:07:04 PM »
smug mode on/ My daughter has just received a distinction for her masters dissertation and has just got a job at the University of West London /smug mode off
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2019, 04:08:16 PM »
Miss Piggy got a PhD in cell and molecular biology, became a leader in her field and travelled around the world giving training lectures...  cloud9:

...then she got married, dropped two piglets and is now working as a teaching assistant for £0.02 per hour or summat...  Banghead
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