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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2019, 04:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 04:00:09 PM
Miss Piggy got a PhD in cell and molecular biology, became a leader in her field and travelled around the world giving training lectures...  cloud9:

...then she got married, dropped two piglets and is now working as a teaching assistant for £0.02 per hour or summat...  Banghead
She is just looking forward to her inheritance  :thumbsup:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2019, 04:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2019, 02:05:53 PM
I am sure that Miss D's The Brat is working hard  whistle:

After graduating in June she had to 'take the summer off ' to enable her to attend the sixty millionteen festivals and raves that had been prebooked.  noooo:

She has only 'just got around' to applying for jobs  noooo:

However saying this she went for an interview last week and the second interview this week and has been offered a full time , paying job  eeek: eeek: eeek:

She starts next Friday .

By next Friday night I expect the moaning to commence ( more moaning).

She has already stated that she will be blowing her 1st months pay packet so I shouldn't expect any money back like what she owes me  noooo:

Then of course it is her birthday and then Christmas ...yadda ,yadda , yadda

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2019, 04:38:45 PM »
A job?  Shocked:
























































How much holiday does she get?  whistle:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2019, 04:50:15 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Only the 25 days

This is going to be such a reality shock  sparkle: sparkle: sparkle:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2019, 04:53:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2019, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 04:00:09 PM
Miss Piggy got a PhD in cell and molecular biology, became a leader in her field and travelled around the world giving training lectures...  cloud9:

...then she got married, dropped two piglets and is now working as a teaching assistant for £0.02 per hour or summat...  Banghead
She is just looking forward to her inheritance  :thumbsup:

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2019, 05:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2019, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2019, 03:41:27 PM
smug mode on/ My daughter has just received a distinction for her masters dissertation and has just got a job at the University of West London /smug mode off
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2019, 05:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 25, 2019, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2019, 02:11:13 PM
He is an oaf  Banghead

Mind you, I didn't get my first proper job till I was 31  redface: redface: redface:

I started at 16... £29.98 a week like...  cloud9:
you were lucky
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2019, 11:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 25, 2019, 01:09:44 PM
The Boy has recently graduated with a degree in Drama.

I have an old friend who is an actor. He is very successful. He has done TV (2 current BBC series!), film, radio, theatre. Tomorrow his successful play transfers into the West End.

He has offered to meet the Boy and talk to him about methods of getting work, contacts and so on. The Boy's reaction? "He's older than you!"  facepalm:

A decision in principle has been made that The Boy and I go to London (I pay), see the play (I pay), meet the cast (mainly high profile Americans) and go backstage, then go out for dinner with my mate afterwards (I pay), then stay in an hotel overnight (I PAY  Banghead Banghead Banghead ).

All I need is a date from The Boy...............................................

It seems he is busy loafing about.............. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

He is finding it hard to find a date in his hectic diary while he is unemployed  noooo:

What is wrong ...... rubschin:

He learnt he can get a free play ..grub and accomadation...... Thumbs:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2019, 06:50:05 AM »
He texted to say that he is not sure he can afford it!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2019, 06:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2019, 06:50:05 AM
He texted to say that he is not sure he can afford it!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

He is acting ........ Thumbs:  drama school worked ......... Thumbs:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2019, 08:50:43 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 26, 2019, 06:56:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2019, 06:50:05 AM
He texted to say that he is not sure he can afford it!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

He is acting ........ Thumbs:  drama school worked ......... Thumbs:

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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2019, 08:54:55 AM »
 cussing:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2019, 08:58:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 26, 2019, 06:50:05 AM
He texted to say that he is not sure he can afford it!!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

If only you had invited the fragrant Sophie as well and paid for her then he might have been able to find the time  whistle:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2019, 09:06:43 AM »
The fragrant Sophie ditched him in the summer  noooo:
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Re: Useless offspring
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2019, 09:19:38 AM »
Is he living back at home now  ??
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