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Life after death forward planning
« on: September 01, 2019, 09:15:38 AM »
Chatting to Miss I yesterday, I warned her that unless she got a move on and published her trilogy of novels soon that I would come back to haunt her. I said that, in the event of there being an afterlife (which I doubt) I would apply to join the Poltergeist Corps (they may have one) and that I would make all her future homes untidy and rearrange her knicker drawer. eveilgrin:

I would make a good poltergeist as I like to keep busy. Being dead must be quite boring and I reckon you might get to meet a more interesting class of dead people and get some poltergeist training and get to learn on the job, so to speak. I imagine you may have to get a licence of some sort.

What does the VP reckon?
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2019, 09:19:58 AM »
I haven't a ghost of an idea how to plan for any afterlife
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2019, 09:21:05 AM »
Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2019, 09:25:22 AM »
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2019, 09:26:14 AM »
Without a plan you may find yourself issued with a harp!
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2019, 09:27:57 AM »
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2019, 09:31:02 AM »
Wouldn't it be quite crowded in the afterlife...?  rubschin:

It will be where you are going...

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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2019, 09:46:25 AM »
I'm just looking forward to the sleep thanks  :thumbsup:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2019, 09:55:53 AM »
Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels  :thumbsup:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2019, 10:16:15 AM »
Perhaps they have a Holiday Ghost Corps where you get to travel and haunt posh hotels  :thumbsup:

And given your track record so far you would end up haunting some flea infested bed and breakfast in Skegness instead...  whistle:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2019, 01:35:00 PM »
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2019, 01:47:22 PM »
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2019, 01:52:09 PM »
If necessary  angel1

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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2019, 01:57:53 PM »
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:
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Re: Life after death forward planning
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2019, 02:00:19 PM »
No. I will be in the Poltergeist Corps specialising in ladies' underwear rearrangement  angel1

And PTMS...?  whistle:

Most likely Nick's afterlife will be spent hiding from ex Mrs Nick...  noooo:

Nah, they keep the Catholics in a secure compound.
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