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Offline Steve

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Exploding Beer
« on: August 13, 2019, 04:55:13 PM »
So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame  scared2:

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2019, 05:02:21 PM »
Make it her fault.... whistle: whistle:  *




































































*fat chance  noooo:
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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2019, 05:26:12 PM »
So there we were half asleep skiving off chores when . . .


BANG tinkly tinkle

A bottle of Spitfire (aka bog standard beer to guests that get snooty about lager) has exploded in the pantry scattering glass and beer everywhere  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Mrs K is sorely not amused, talking of banning beer from the house, writing angry emails to Shepherd Neame  scared2:

How on earth does this happen with modern mass produced, filtered etc beer?

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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2019, 07:22:50 PM »
Make it her fault.... whistle: whistle:  *


*fat chance  noooo:
She has an alibi.  Me

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2019, 01:41:50 PM »
Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

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Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa
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And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology
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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2019, 01:52:57 PM »
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Give them Apey's address  :thumbsup:
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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2019, 02:04:04 PM »
Well all credit to Shepherd and Neame.  An email flooded in

Good afternoon

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Thank you for your enquiry and apologises for the awful mess this has caused.

I am waiting a response from the Brewing/Production team regarding this incident as they will investigate with the details you have given.

In the meantime we would like to send you a case of beer as an apology for the inconvenience to you.  Please forward your address details.

Thank you and kind regards
Vanessa
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And I fear the next bit will cause much distress to some.  We turned the free crate of beer down, all we wanted was an apology

You are F99KING WIERD ......... noooo:



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Re: Exploding Beer
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2019, 02:23:43 PM »
 ::) Moves 100 from left to right pocket


You do know it's easy to sell your self respect but it's impossible to buy it back
Well, whatever nevermind