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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2019, 05:00:46 PM »
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2019, 08:06:54 PM »
What happened to the meter then...... rubschin:
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2019, 08:10:52 PM »
Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour  :thumbsup:






















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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2019, 08:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2019, 08:10:52 PM
Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour  :thumbsup:






















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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2019, 03:46:12 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2019, 08:10:52 PM
Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour  :thumbsup:






















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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2019, 04:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2019, 03:46:12 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2019, 08:10:52 PM
Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour  :thumbsup:






















Oh  redface: redface: redface:

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Oh Apey!  eeek:

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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2019, 05:59:59 AM »
This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad  redface:

In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).

He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man  angel1
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2019, 10:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 05:59:59 AM
This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad  redface:

In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).

He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man  angel1

Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2019, 11:26:07 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2019, 10:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 05:59:59 AM
This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad  redface:

In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).

He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man  angel1

Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2019, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2019, 10:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 05:59:59 AM
This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad  redface:

In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).

He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man  angel1


 lol: lol: lol:
Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2019, 11:58:55 AM »
Brad is not talking to me today  sad32:
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2019, 12:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 14, 2019, 11:58:55 AM
Brad is not talking to me today  sad32:
Would the 'plenty more fish in the sea' comment seem uncaring?
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Re: Another RANT: Smart meters
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2019, 12:09:39 PM »
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