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I need a net
I need a gun and no mamby pamby airgun shite
My car is covered in pigeon shit. There are 5 cars in this car park. The only one with shit on is mine They are ungrateful bastards and today they have knocked the bird table over
I have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2019, 07:18:04 PMI have moved the bird table close to my French windows and borrowed a baseball bat I can send you a kitten descended from a long line of pigeon killers
Post it now! (First Class, obviously)