Wasting MY F%%king Time....

[apc2010]

So after numerous e-mails and msgs for nearly a year....... ..a Bride 2b says she us coming to Cyprus to check out venues etc ..meet suppliers etc....

So we arrange to met 11 am (yes there is one ...who knew .   )....

so to help I suggest we meet at the wedding decoration office ...

(again ..why they want to meet the decoration guys is beyond me ????.)...

So get up at the crack of dawn (9am )...go to meet......


They arrive 35 mins late (explanation to follow..)...

We wait whilst decoration quotes are given ..(they are friends of ours )......

THEN ..10.40ish.....we start our meeting .....so where are you getting married ???

"either Paphos or Ayia Napa ...?"..........

WE DO NOT cover Napa ...           

BUT it gets better ..........


the reason for being late was she (and parents )....had met a wedding planner earlier to organise the wedding ..

That effectively makes our 2 meetings pointless because planner will supply DJ and decor ......   (lucky for me this planner uses us )..

So a wasted Sunday morning all on all...

[Steve]

 

Some people just don't understand stuff more complicated than feeding their face and having a shit.  And they probably struggle to get those right

Hopefully your convalescence from that 9am shock will proceed quickly once beer meets Apey

[apc2010]

Some people just don't understand stuff more complicated than feeding their face and having a shit.  And they probably struggle to get those right

Hopefully your convalescence from that 9am shock will proceed quickly once beer meets Apey

I know ...but still no beer ...

The feeding the face thing is actually so true/funny...........................................................all the Dad was interested in was asking where local did a good English Sunday lunch....

[Steve]

Some people just don't understand stuff more complicated than feeding their face and having a shit.  And they probably struggle to get those right

Hopefully your convalescence from that 9am shock will proceed quickly once beer meets Apey

I know ...but still no beer ...

The feeding the face thing is actually so true/funny...........................................................all the Dad was interested in was asking where local did a good English Sunday lunch....

Of coursse what they were doing was a variety of the old 'go to Currys, get the guy to show you all the features and then buy it cheaper off the web' behaviour

[apc2010]

Some people just don't understand stuff more complicated than feeding their face and having a shit.  And they probably struggle to get those right

Hopefully your convalescence from that 9am shock will proceed quickly once beer meets Apey

I know ...but still no beer ...

The feeding the face thing is actually so true/funny...........................................................all the Dad was interested in was asking where local did a good English Sunday lunch....

Of coursse what they were doing was a variety of the old 'go to Currys, get the guy to show you all the features and then buy it cheaper off the web' behaviour

Doesn't really work after paying for flights and accomodation .and Sunday lunch for Pops ....

[apc2010]

UPDATE..........

A friend calls ......"met a woman in a bar last night (where he plays in band )..she wants to book us and she needs a Dj...".............

ME "Is her name $£$% ?........"

Him "yes ?????????.. ...how do you know her ? ".......

I explain ......

HIM..."But we don't do Napa ?"....




Got a feeling this thread may go on....... ....

[Barman]

UPDATE..........

A friend calls ......"met a woman in a bar last night (where he plays in band )..she wants to book us and she needs a Dj...".............

ME "Is her name $£$% ?........"

Him "yes ?????????.. ...how do you know her ? ".......

I explain ......

HIM..."But we don't do Napa ?"....




Got a feeling this thread may go on....... ....

 

Keep em coming Apey!