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[Steve]

“ would like affordable luxury, on a sandy beach, within walking distance of shops/bars/restaurants. Plenty of food (ie chicken nuggets and ice cream) ..”…….

I despair …..    

 

Affordable luxury...

We need an Oxymoron of the day thread

[apc2010]

We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 

[Barman]

We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 

On the Pissouri forum... "Are there any sunbeds on the beach...?" 

[apc2010]

We Love Paphos
Justin Evans  ·   ·
Who is there now, and can you post a short clip/video of the weather today, please?..

 

On the Pissouri forum... "Are there any sunbeds on the beach...?" 

Everyone wants a f&*£ing picture … what are you SIX  …any pictures of the drinks etc ..how the  does a picture of a drink help you decide ….


They ask me for videos all the time …

[apc2010]

Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff …  

[Steve]

Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff …

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service

[apc2010]

Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff …

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service

Zactly …

[Barman]

Top Tip ..if you are one of the most expensive wedding venues in Paphos …Do NOT put the crap wages on FB you are offering for staff …

Actually don't recruit through direct advertising at all as it shows you are short on staff and will deliver less than 100% service

THIS! 

Especially when local restaurants advertise for a chef!

[Steve]

Oh yes ^

BAE Systems taught me that one a long long time ago when they said we shouldn't give you a contract because you're advertising for staff.

[apc2010]

Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Elena Charalambous Nikita  ·   ·
Looking for recommendations for an accountant in Athens…


 

[Steve]

Ask Anything Paphos (The Original AAP)
Elena Charalambous Nikita  ·   ·
Looking for recommendations for an accountant in Athens…


 

[apc2010]

“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!..

[Steve]

“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!..

  off to google 'documents apostille'

[Barman]

“ Cyprus Weddings East & West Coast
Victoria Price  ·   ·
Good morning….we are getting married in September and was wondering if anyone could advise us where the best place is in the Uk is to get our documents apostille”….


So ..you ask in Cyprus forum and you do not put your UK location …..and they let them breed …!…!..

You can do it by post from here or in the UK... Very efficient actually...

[apc2010]

On a Paphos site …

“ Please sort the air con out, we’ve come back to our room and it’s like a furnace! Not good
For my health”…..

No area …no hotel ..? …. rubschin……no doubt when they go for refund …