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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2007, 03:55:34 PM »
Three pints in twenty five minutes...I must be thirsty (insert mad glugging alcho smiley)
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2007, 03:57:57 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2007, 03:50:51 PM
Shame it wasn't a Beagle on the M3...

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2007, 04:02:49 PM »
And I WILL be contacting the Berkshire Cuntstabulary to trace the owner of the pile of minced Alsation, as I would like them to trace the owner(s) to pay the 12 quid for a full wash 'n wax...
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2007, 04:05:30 PM »
Tonight I shall mostly be drinking Spitfire...

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2007, 04:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 12, 2007, 04:05:30 PM
Tonight I shall mostly be drinking Spitfire...

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2007, 04:08:52 PM »
Strange food combinations - like canine meat and front bumper puree, or minced mongrel with asphalt...
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2007, 04:17:02 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
Strange food combinations - like canine meat and front bumper puree, or minced mongrel with asphalt...
Youngs and Cheese & Onion?
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2007, 04:22:02 PM »
No! Dear Barman, No!
Young's and chilli Biltong with mayo.

Despite the excellent lunch I was treated to in Swindon.

184 miles of travelling for a meeting about the job in hand that lasted an hour, plus a further half hour talking about England's woeful WRC performance, the Maddie case and the quality of flange in the office does leave one rather peckish.
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2007, 04:33:47 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2007, 04:22:02 PM
No! Dear Barman, No!
Young's and chilli Biltong with mayo.

Despite the excellent lunch I was treated to in Swindon.

184 miles of travelling for a meeting about the job in hand that lasted an hour, plus a further half hour talking about England's woeful WRC performance, the Maddie case and the quality of flange in the office does leave one rather peckish.

Chilli Bilton with mayo, I should have known...  noooo:

How is the flange?  whistle:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2007, 04:37:56 PM »
And that's the other thing with this BlackBerry - you can't use the quote facility...

However, the flange may - or may not - rival Ms (at the time) Oxenberg's. Possibly (insert whistle smiley)
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #85 on: September 12, 2007, 04:38:41 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2007, 04:37:56 PM
And that's the other thing with this BlackBerry - you can't use the quote facility...

However, the flange may - or may not - rival Ms (at the time) Oxenberg's. Possibly (insert whistle smiley)
Really...  eyes:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #86 on: September 12, 2007, 05:34:00 PM »
Barman, are you impugning the validity of something? :-)
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 12, 2007, 05:34:00 PM
Barman, are you impugning the validity of something? :-)
Noooo... but some photographic evidence would be required to back up your claims...  whistle:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2007, 07:44:06 PM »
Que?
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« Reply #89 on: September 13, 2007, 05:07:44 AM »
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