The all new Nick is getting his whole flat redecorated thread

[Nick]

Already happened 

[Nick]

I have had an unexpected boost 

[Steve]

[Darwins Selection]

I have had an unexpected boost 

Clearing out the cupboard?

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain  . The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night 

[Grumpmeister]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain  . The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night 

You are a strange man sleeping at his girlfriend's place, I can't think of a reason he would have had to rig the curtain pole to fall on you in the middle of the night..... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend assembled a bed for me and fitted a curtain pole and a curtain  . The curtain pole fell on my head in teh night 

   soz

Are you going to tell the Vicar's Daughter her man has trouble with his erections?

[Steve]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend  . . . .

  Now I am confumbled, I'm sure you said she was batting for side B now

a quick fire up of the Bucketmatic Search engine reveals

Helping the Vicar's Daughter move house tomorrow. Bye bye husband, hello Harriet 

Not that I'm more than very nosy you understand

[Nick]

She seem to be experimenting 

[Grumpmeister]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend  . . . .

  Now I am confumbled, I'm sure you said she was batting for side B now

a quick fire up of the Bucketmatic Search engine reveals

Helping the Vicar's Daughter move house tomorrow. Bye bye husband, hello Harriet 

Not that I'm more than very nosy you understand

Unfortunately due to an accidental exposure to Nick-o-rays Harriet is now Harry... 

[Steve]

All going splendidly and that is why I am at the VD's, Her boyfriend  . . . .

  Now I am confumbled, I'm sure you said she was batting for side B now

a quick fire up of the Bucketmatic Search engine reveals

Helping the Vicar's Daughter move house tomorrow. Bye bye husband, hello Harriet 

Not that I'm more than very nosy you understand

Unfortunately due to an accidental exposure to Nick-o-rays Harriet is now Harry... 

there it was, the simplest explanation and I just couldn't see it

[Darwins Selection]

She seem to be experimenting 

No more Tom, then tried Dick, I suppose Harriet is the obvious next step.

[Nick]