6.00 a.m. Woke up, stretched, felt exhausted, went back to sleep
8.30 a.m. Staggered downstairs for some breakfast which the current servant had put down. Felt overwhlmingly tired and decided to have a little sleep
12 noon Woke up, stretched, attempted to get into a cupboard that I don't want to go into. Felt a little sleepy and decided to go back to bed
4.00 p.m. Woke up and decided to look out of the window
4.04 p.m. Eyes felt heavy so decided to have a nap
7.20 p.m. Woke up, stretched and went down for a crap and a snack
7.26 p.m Feeling rather tired. Went for a lie down
4.00 a.m. Decide to run about madly for no reason at all.Skidded and fell over
4.08 a.m Went back to bed
Repeat for all eternity