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Offline Nick

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Diary of a cat
« on: July 24, 2018, 09:34:26 AM »
6.00 a.m.  Woke up, stretched, felt exhausted, went back to sleep
8.30 a.m.  Staggered downstairs for some breakfast which the current servant had put down. Felt overwhlmingly tired and decided to have a little sleep
12 noon Woke up, stretched, attempted to get into a cupboard that I don't want to go into. Felt a little sleepy and decided to go back to bed
4.00 p.m. Woke up and decided to look out of the window
4.04 p.m. Eyes felt heavy so decided to have a nap
7.20 p.m. Woke up, stretched and went down for a crap and a snack
7.26 p.m  Feeling rather tired. Went for a lie down
4.00 a.m. Decide to run about madly for no reason at all.Skidded and fell over
4.08 a.m  Went back to bed

Repeat for all eternity
« Last Edit: July 24, 2018, 09:50:07 AM by Nick »
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 11:40:23 AM »
Was it ever thus
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 05:43:03 PM »
And they have 9 of those lives  noooo:
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 05:50:29 PM »
Yes, 9 long holidays  whistle:
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 06:20:28 PM »
Remind me how hard you're working at the moment  whistle:
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 06:25:02 PM »
 surrender: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Diary of a cat
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 08:38:03 PM »
Remind me how hard you're working at the moment  whistle:

Given how much he is being beaten into submission shape by the 2 cats I'd say very hard at the moment  noooo:
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