Clearing up your mess

[Uncle Mort]

Clacton Beach:




 

It's the same mindset as a woman in the supermarket.

There was a couple in front of me at the checkout. I noticed they left a box of grapes on the side. I knew what was going on but I played the innocent and said to the woman that she had forgotten the grapes. She replied that she didn't want them. I said that she should take them back but she refused saying that the staff could do that saying it was their job.

She couldn't accept that she was doing wrong.

[Barman]

Clacton Beach:




 

It's the same mindset as a woman in the supermarket.

There was a couple in front of me at the checkout. I noticed they left a box of grapes on the side. I knew what was going on but I played the innocent and said to the woman that she had forgotten the grapes. She replied that she didn't want them. I said that she should take them back but she refused saying that the staff could do that saying it was their job.

She couldn't accept that she was doing wrong.

That beach is disgusting... 

Is that from ripped bin bags or is it all just dumped like that...?

We have regular beach cleanups here in the village but I've never seen anything that bad...

[Nick]

The great unwashed are pigs sometimes.

I was brought up NEVER to drop litter and I am actually incapable of throwing stuff on the pavement, which is why my pockets are always full of teeny bits of paper like receipts and stuff.

[Barman]

The great unwashed are pigs sometimes.

I was brought up NEVER to drop litter and I am actually incapable of throwing stuff on the pavement, which is why my pockets are always full of teeny bits of paper like receipts and stuff.

Same here! 

[Steve]

So seems we're all agreed they are evil shits who have no place on our planet

So what do we reckon, shoot them, hang them or feed them into recycling machines?

[Nick]

Essex? Nuke it (except Uncle's house).

[Uncle Mort]

 

Fly tipping is a big problem around the village.

 

Recycle the bastards I say.   

[Barman]

So seems we're all agreed they are evil shits who have no place on our planet

So what do we reckon, shoot them, hang them or feed them into recycling machines?

Hang them pour encourager les autres... 

[Darwins Selection]

So seems we're all agreed they are evil shits who have no place on our planet

So what do we reckon, shoot them, hang them or feed them into recycling machines?

All three, but not in that order.