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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Worrying signs
« on: June 18, 2018, 11:30:08 AM »
Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these  cloud9:

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us  rubschin:

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2018, 11:31:31 AM »
Or they are trying to poison you........... whistle:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2018, 11:34:32 AM »
There is that option  lol:

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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2018, 11:42:19 AM »
There is that option  lol:

My will is in the bottom drawer if you need to locate it .  scared2:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2018, 11:44:29 AM »
Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you  lol:

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone  ;D
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2018, 11:45:13 AM »
Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you  lol:

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone  ;D

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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2018, 11:48:20 AM »
Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you  lol:

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone  ;D

Leave it to LL, you say?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2018, 12:51:23 PM »
It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food.  Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless  :thumbsup:

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2018, 01:02:37 PM »
It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food.  Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless  :thumbsup:

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
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But does look a clever wheeze
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2018, 01:36:41 PM »
It will be included in next weeks Midsomer  :thumbsup:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2018, 01:50:05 PM »
Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these  cloud9:

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us  rubschin:

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

When did you last see the Brat?

Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing?  scared2:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2018, 01:56:58 PM »
Mr Darwin, sir!!  I had my black suit cleaned   cussing:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2018, 02:00:13 PM »
Mr Darwin, sir!!  I had my black suit cleaned   cussing:
I do have duties outside the VP you know.  evil:

Once I remember what they are.  redface:
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2018, 02:04:34 PM »
Turnip trading?
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Re: Worrying signs
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2018, 02:06:55 PM »
Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these  cloud9:

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us  rubschin:

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

When did you last see the Brat?

Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing?  scared2:

She is off on her travels in the Far East  rubschin:
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