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Offline Nick

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VHF radio conversations
« on: May 29, 2018, 09:35:17 AM »
Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!
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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2018, 09:52:58 AM »
Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

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Offline Steve

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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2018, 10:16:57 AM »
Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!
You should write a book. You could call it Lock Stock and Too Confused Boaters

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2018, 10:48:28 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal  lol:
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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2018, 10:56:08 AM »
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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2018, 11:49:03 AM »
lol: lol: lol:

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal  lol:

Would that mean that Nick is Quiet Berk?  rubschin:
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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2018, 11:56:45 AM »
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Re: VHF radio conversations
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2018, 12:06:45 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind