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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Plasters
« on: September 08, 2016, 09:48:30 PM »
Surely the major requirement of a plaster is that it sticks to the skin. So why do the modern ones fail this basic test.

They can be transparent,  waterproof, cushioned blah , blah , blah but it seems they just simply cannot stick. Especially when you have a cut or blister on your feet !

The only ones that are any good are the thick, orangey ones that leave a border of glue on your skin as you rip them off and scream in pain.

And when did they become so expensive ??? noooo:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2016, 10:43:28 PM »
I don't really have any trouble with them and have used a mix of cheap Tesco ones through to the expensive branded ones. 

The spray on ones are also good (but sting a bit).  At a pinch sellotape does the job too. 
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2016, 05:26:42 AM »
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2016, 07:27:26 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2016, 09:48:30 PM
Surely the major requirement of a plaster is that it sticks to the skin. So why do the modern ones fail this basic test.

They can be transparent,  waterproof, cushioned blah , blah , blah but it seems they just simply cannot stick. Especially when you have a cut or blister on your feet !

The only ones that are any good are the thick, orangey ones that leave a border of glue on your skin as you rip them off and scream in pain.

And when did they become so expensive ??? noooo:

Wearing comfortable shoes might help...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2016, 07:31:31 AM »
Man up...  ::)

I never use plasters...  noooo:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM »
You use bandages instead  whistle:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2016, 11:51:40 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
You use bandages instead  whistle:

Only for really serious injuries...  whistle:



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Re: Plasters
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2016, 01:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
You use bandages instead  whistle:

Only for really serious injuries...  whistle:

So anything from the neck down then...  rubschin:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2016, 02:40:30 PM »
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2016, 05:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
You use bandages instead  whistle:

Only for really serious injuries...  whistle:

So anything from the neck down then...  rubschin:

 cussing:

Did you seriously think you could leave yourself wide open like that without one of us making a comment...  point:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2016, 05:35:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 05:01:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
You use bandages instead  whistle:

Only for really serious injuries...  whistle:

So anything from the neck down then...  rubschin:

 cussing:

Did you seriously think you could leave yourself wide open like that without one of us making a comment...  point:

I did...  cry:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2016, 05:57:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 05:01:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2016, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
You use bandages instead  whistle:

Only for really serious injuries...  whistle:

So anything from the neck down then...  rubschin:

 cussing:

Did you seriously think you could leave yourself wide open like that without one of us making a comment...  point:

I did...  cry:

Maybe we could start a new pub game, "What can we call BlunderMeister for being that daft?"  whistle:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 11:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2016, 09:48:30 PM
Surely the major requirement of a plaster is that it sticks to the skin. So why do the modern ones fail this basic test.

They can be transparent,  waterproof, cushioned blah , blah , blah but it seems they just simply cannot stick. Especially when you have a cut or blister on your feet !

The only ones that are any good are the thick, orangey ones that leave a border of glue on your skin as you rip them off and scream in pain.

And when did they become so expensive ??? noooo:
The problem is you wimmin insist on messing about with your skin to make it smooth and shiny not to mention hairless.
Plaster glue will just not stick to soft, scented, oiled skin. noooo:
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2016, 07:06:38 AM »
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Re: Plasters
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2016, 02:41:13 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2016, 11:02:10 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2016, 09:48:30 PM
Surely the major requirement of a plaster is that it sticks to the skin. So why do the modern ones fail this basic test.

They can be transparent,  waterproof, cushioned blah , blah , blah but it seems they just simply cannot stick. Especially when you have a cut or blister on your feet !

The only ones that are any good are the thick, orangey ones that leave a border of glue on your skin as you rip them off and scream in pain.

And when did they become so expensive ??? noooo:
The problem is you wimmin insist on messing about with your skin to make it smooth and shiny not to mention hairless.
Plaster glue will just not stick to soft, scented, oiled skin. noooo:

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