The incredible disappearing report and the paradox of working for the Gubberment

[Darwins Selection]

They want it shorter and also want an extra section

"Where there's a change, there's a charge" 

[Nick]

Job done 

Added new section AND cut the length

I am an hero

[Steve]

Job done 

Added new section AND cut the length

I am an hero

Posted it all to a web site and added a section of cross references eh?

[Grumpmeister]

Job done 

Added new section AND cut the length

I am an hero

And as with all things gubberment related, the report will be filed away somewhere and never read... 

[Barman]

Job done 

Added new section AND cut the length

I am an hero

And as with all things gubberment related, the report will be filed away somewhere and never read... 

 

[Nick]

I have no doubt that it will never be heard of again

[Barman]

I have no doubt that it will never be heard of again

You are Chilcot - I claim my £5M

[Nick]

The Civil Service mark these things 

My first draft got 94% 

[Nick]

100%    and now COw TV to "working lunch" on Tuesday

[Nick]

My report has been cast to a "committee" of squabbling primadonnas.

They have only changed their own job titles to make themselves sound grander 

This may never end 

[Barman]

My report has been cast to a "committee" of squabbling primadonnas.

They have only changed their own job titles to make themselves sound grander 

This may never end 

Kerrr-chiiiiing! 

[Nick]

Contract has now been capped. First class to London and back tomorrow and posh lunch. The fvcking Trades Unions are the worst:"No, I am Director of X, not Head of x." Tossers 

[Steve]

So what is this report then?

"Recommendations for sporting policy after an England win at Euro 2016" ?

[Nick]

Meeting today. They love the report

Been told to invoice 

[Steve]

Meeting today. They love the report

Been told to invoice 

drinks on etc