Blue rinse holiday time

[GROWLER]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

[Berek]

 

[GROWLER]

Sorry Begsy. I'm not referring to those that are mentally disabled, but these 'normal' tossers that look at you as if you have no right to be there.
My kids are well behaved for teenagers, cus they bloody well have to be, no question about it.
Makes my piss boil over when they and I are scowled at, just because they and me are there daring to breathe in the same air space.

[Berek]

[Shy Talk]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear

[Bar Wench]

Unless you are a parent or a teacher you assume kids go back on a Monday, INSET days never occur to you. Always a bad idea to do something "touristy" on INSET days.

[GROWLER]

Unless you are a parent or a teacher you assume kids go back on a Monday, INSET days never occur to you. Always a bad idea to do something "touristy" on INSET days.

I only took him cus i thought it'd be nice and quiet and family free.
It was.
 
However,I wasn't expecting to see hoardes of these miserable old prawn sandwich munching old turnips hobbling about in their thousands, glaring at anyone under the age of 150.

[Nick]

I know the sort. They have a way of pursing their mouths which I find unpleasant. Which reminds me, I must call my sister - it's her 70th birthday today. We got her a really horrid present

[Misunderstood]

Probably nowhere as unpleasant as what they would have said if they weren't biting it back.   

[Shy Talk]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear

Hey Bear I'm talking to you 

[GROWLER]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear

Hey Bear I'm talking to you 

Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face.

WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs?

If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk.

[Bar Wench]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear

Hey Bear I'm talking to you 

Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face.

WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs?

If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk.

Don't anger the bear you idiot bird. Have you seen the avatar? Do you want it to be you?


Nice bear <backs away vvveeerrrryyyyy slowly>

[Marmite the Cat]

He just needs stroking in the right direction. Otherwise he will be all rumpled, and we wouldn't want that, would we?

[GROWLER]

Took young Growler jnr. out for a last day of freedom treat this morning, to the Langoflen    steam railway that runs to Carog.
Bloody gear it is, but the train was packed full of grizzly grinning dribbling blue rinsed bearded old wimmen and geezers, and a variety of insane old gits that all scowled at me for daring to enter their new found teenage free space.

Look you dozy old bastards, they haven't gone back to school yet, so PISS OFF....until tomorrow or soon after, and then you can all sit wherever you like in the knowledge that we parents are slaving our guts out whilst you nod off doing your bloody croachering.
Munters.

Told this mob to fuckin' shoot me if I end up like most of that lot, bloody cardigan, baggy beige shorts wearing, white socks clad, wrinkly old  tossers.

You having been taking your tablet again have you Bear

Hey Bear I'm talking to you 

Sorry. I can't hear you. Speak up. I'm old and deaf you know, with a permanent grizzly scowl on me face.

WHAT bloody tablet are you rambling on about ffs?

If you made your posts a tad clearer, p'raps i'd have the initiative to respond you dozy twonk.

Don't anger the bear you idiot bird. Have you seen the avatar? Do you want it to be you?


Nice bear <backs away vvveeerrrryyyyy slowly>

Damned bloody right.
I'm in a right old shit mood today, and someone is going to kop for it BIG time before the day is out....probably my next customer this avvy.

[Nick]

Do you want to pop round and have a word with a Mr Phelan on my behalf?