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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #90 on: September 06, 2017, 10:35:08 AM »
So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar.....  rubschin:

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Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 


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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #91 on: September 06, 2017, 10:41:07 AM »
So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar.....  rubschin:

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 whistle:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 


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Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot....  lol:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2017, 01:57:37 PM »
So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar.....  rubschin:

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 whistle:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 


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Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot....  lol:


 rubschin:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_(film)#Plot
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2017, 08:37:56 PM »
So in the next Bond film he gets married but she is killed.......this sounds familiar.....  rubschin:

Oh yes

Do you James Bond take Ivana Biggerpart to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Ivana Biggerpart take James Bond to be your lawful wedded husband

I d<BANG> (Gunman legs it from grassy knoll)

 whistle:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4853232/Daniel-Craig-married-fifth-James-Bond-film.html                                                                 


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Come to think of it, the Bond scriptwriters nicking ideas from here would explain a lot....  lol:


 rubschin:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_(film)#Plot


Oh yes, the one shot Bond I could never bloody remember  redface:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #94 on: September 07, 2017, 08:04:05 PM »
Staff screening of IT at midnight tomorrow....  cloud9:

One member of staff going it terrified of clowns while another is terrified of balloons.....

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Is scaring your line manager to death an accepted method of career progression....  eveilgrin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #95 on: September 07, 2017, 08:16:27 PM »
Staff screening of IT at midnight tomorrow....  cloud9:

One member of staff going it terrified of clowns while another is terrified of balloons.....

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Is scaring your line manager to death an accepted method of career progression....  eveilgrin:

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #96 on: September 23, 2017, 08:56:28 AM »
Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite    rubschin:



But what does the Meister Review say?
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #97 on: September 23, 2017, 09:01:23 AM »
Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite    rubschin:



But what does the Meister Review say?

It gets good reviews on IMDB which is always my first port of call...  rubschin:
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #98 on: September 23, 2017, 09:22:30 AM »
Seems Mark Kermode says Kingsman: Golden Circle is utter shite    rubschin:



But what does the Meister Review say?

It gets good reviews on IMDB which is always my first port of call...  rubschin:
imho Wiki is a better aggregator of reviews and they read curate's eggy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsman:_The_Golden_Circle#Critical_response

So we need the Meister's musings on t topic

 


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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #99 on: September 23, 2017, 09:35:53 AM »
Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #100 on: September 23, 2017, 09:39:21 AM »
Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.

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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #101 on: September 23, 2017, 09:45:10 AM »
Screenings are booked solid till Tuesday so you'll have to be patient.
Us be patient?   happy001


The only time we're patient is in hostipal
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #102 on: October 01, 2017, 11:51:45 AM »
That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #103 on: October 01, 2017, 12:14:12 PM »
That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating
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"Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival." lol:   
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Re: The Upcoming Movie Thread
« Reply #104 on: October 01, 2017, 01:29:03 PM »
That's 2 films this year with a zero score on Rotten Tomatoes, although to be honest I'm surprised that a few others didn't score that low as well.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/860836/Rotten-Tomatoes-Flatliners-movie-review-zero-worst-rating
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"Flatliners falls flat as a horror movie and fails to improve upon its source material, rendering this reboot dead on arrival." lol:


I'm off tomorrow so I may go and see it using a freebie just to see how badly they buggered up the remake  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.