Been invited to a NYE party in Worthing. What will this entail? Not driving there, so ghastly mix of trains and buses. 3 hours + of false bonhomie and cheesy wotsits with red plonk amongst a bunch of overexcited strangers in a deafening environment. Then a taxi back in the small hours (after much false luvvy stuff as Jools Holland goes BONG or whatever) if I can get one at preposterous expense.

Told them I have another invite

Can't be arsed
