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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2015, 04:48:39 PM »
It's not that flesh eating bug is it? . . .
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2015, 02:22:12 PM »
My leg is now purple and corrugated  sad24: sad24:

This is excellent news.  When it rains shove a water butt under it.

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2015, 02:26:17 PM »
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2015, 10:39:15 AM »
At the Quack

Me: I have brought my leg to see you
Doc: Ah. (examines leg)
Me: well?
Doc: you need a further course of antibiotics, antibacterial honey patches, 5 metres of sterile gauze, sterile salilne solution for bathing the leg, 3 metres of tape.....
Me: Yikes
Doc: and make an appointment to see the nurse asap. She was in the Army and served in Iraq. She has more experience of these sorrt of wounds than me

Me:  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2015, 10:56:32 AM »
At the Quack

Me: I have brought my leg to see you
Doc: Ah. (examines leg)
Me: well?
Doc: you need a further course of antibiotics, antibacterial honey patches, 5 metres of sterile gauze, sterile salilne solution for bathing the leg, 3 metres of tape.....
Me: Yikes
Doc: and make an appointment to see the nurse asap. She was in the Army and served in Iraq. She has more experience of these sorrt of wounds than me

Me:  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24:
Served in Iraq.   rubschin: Somehow I figure she's not superbabe material.  Still she's probably seen a few dishonourable discharges in her time.
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2015, 11:00:41 AM »
8.30 tomorrow morning (with my leg)
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2015, 12:51:26 PM »
Boots have run out of antibacterial honey patches  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2015, 01:00:50 PM »
Try a honey trap instead. There is much to be gained by them in certain circles, or so I  am told.

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2015, 01:17:34 PM »
Try a honey trap instead. There is much to be gained by them in certain circles, or so I  am told.

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2015, 01:32:12 PM »
Boots have run out of antibacterial honey patches  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


Get some of these:



Melt in microwave

Apply to leg

Job done  whistle:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2015, 08:21:43 AM »
My leg is covered in honey!
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2015, 09:17:05 AM »
My middle leg is covered in honey!


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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2015, 09:37:13 AM »
My leg is covered in honey!
Amazingly it does work - well the medicinal honey does.  That Gale's stuff may be excellent on bread but it's a bit sus for legs

So do those silver loaded bandages they may give you.

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2015, 10:51:34 AM »
My leg is covered in honey!
Amazingly it does work - well the medicinal honey does.  That Gale's stuff may be excellent on bread but it's a bit sus for legs

So do those silver loaded bandages they may give you.
The bandages are only meant for vampire legs
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2015, 11:52:43 AM »
My leg is covered in honey!

A fly trap you say  rubschin:
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