My leg and foot

[Nick]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

[Barman]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

If she had some chalk she could write a poem on your leg! 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

If she had some chalk she could write a poem on your leg! 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

Is it over yet?

[Grumpmeister]

Was sent to some "Acute Medical Unit".

Blood tests,
ECG (Heart rate 140  )
Blood pressure (off the scale  )
Temperature (very high)
Ultra sound scan
X rays

By 6.30 they gave me:

Intravenous antibiotics
Intravenous paracetamol
Saline solution

2 hours later things were calming down but they said they wanted to keep me in overnight. I said I was going home 

I now have to take 32 pills a day for a week 

Alas poor old Nick, we knew him Barmonio. A fellow of infinite gubbage... 

[Nick]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

Is it over yet?

 

[Grumpmeister]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...

 

[Nick]

*whose 

[Grumpmeister]

Bloody autocorrect 

[apc2010]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

Is it over yet?

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...

 

There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick
He started to rant
and act the Pedant...

[Barman]

Miss I, from N Wales, tells me she is going to write a poem about my leg 

There was an old fart called Nick
Who's leg was incredibly sick...

 

There was an old fart called Nick
Whose leg was incredibly sick
He started to rant
act the Pedant
and Miss I felt a small prick.