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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2007, 02:52:09 PM »
And then he will start another Hard to Read thread.

Perhaps I should get one ready for him?
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2007, 05:05:55 PM »
You all missed the point.
In his first "Hard to Read" thread Mozo was asking if anything could be done to help him as he found the light blue difficult to read ~ understandable and I tried to help him with a couple of suggestions.
In his second "Hard to Read" thread he was in fact alluding to the fact that his mother had told him the wanking would ruin his eyesight and he asked if he could just do it (ie wank) until he needed glasses. Unfortunately he didn't stop in time!
Which is why I didn't merge the two and played along with the picture of Echo Canyon etc.

If the old bugger makes a joke do at least try to find it   ::)




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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2007, 07:25:20 PM »
I found that quite hard to read! cry:
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2007, 07:29:11 PM »
I found that quite hard to read! cry:

Not as hard as I found it to type ~ through a haze of soot evil:
SWMBO has just called ~ she is ten minutes away  scared2:
Do I still have time to make a break for it?
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2007, 07:29:48 PM »
We have a spare room.

LEG IT!!!
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2007, 07:38:01 PM »
Click on PROFILE
Click on Look and Layout Preferences
Click on Current Theme - Change

All users are currently using the same (default) setting. If you click on Change you can alter the setting to an alternate that may suit your needs better. Can't guarantee it but try it and let us know if it is any better. On offer is a more basic format that looks to me to be easier to read if the light blue is the difficulty.

Hope it makes a difference

Thank you Nick, but where is the "change" you say?

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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2007, 07:40:55 PM »
CURRENT THEME, NEXT TO IT THERE IS, IN BLUE, THE WORD CHANGE. CLICK ON THAT AND IT OFFERS OPTIONS. SELECT BASIC

BY THE WAY I'M NOT NICK
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2007, 07:44:02 PM »
We have a spare room.

LEG IT!!!

Given the options of a  thatsit: from SWMBO and sharing a duvet with Marmite I'll pass if it's all the same to you. Thanks for the offer though ~ much appreciated.
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2007, 07:56:07 PM »
Come see me, big boy!

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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2007, 08:21:27 PM »
You all missed the point.
In his first "Hard to Read" thread Mozo was asking if anything could be done to help him as he found the light blue difficult to read ~ understandable and I tried to help him with a couple of suggestions.
In his second "Hard to Read" thread he was in fact alluding to the fact that his mother had told him the wanking would ruin his eyesight and he asked if he could just do it (ie wank) until he needed glasses. Unfortunately he didn't stop in time!
Which is why I didn't merge the two and played along with the picture of Echo Canyon etc.

If the old bugger makes a joke do at least try to find it   ::)




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Profound apologies Snoopy, for confusing you with Nick! (not that there's anything wrong with Nick).

My Horlicks is not working ... it's just after 6 am here and I am flaked out! Tried to do the "change" thing and am totally bollocksed.
Will try again tomorrow. Ta ... ever so!

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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2007, 08:27:28 PM »
SWMBO  seems to have taken it fairly well.
If hysterical crying, wailing and beating her head against the wall can be considered normal that is.
I think the cries of "How could you let them do this you stupid b@st@rd" indicate that the blame is being apportioned between the workmen and me in an even handed manner.
 I do not take too seriously the promise to "Geld them and you when they return on Monday" as it is probably emotional talk.
 I'm still flying but may have to bail out soon.
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2007, 08:28:24 PM »
I can cope.  Come see me!!

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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2007, 09:01:56 AM »
FFS. Just how much discussion can this 'topic' receive?  ::)
May I suggest you either get a decent pair of specs or a braille monitor.

What's next? Blisters on your fingers through typing too much shite?

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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2007, 10:10:51 AM »
FFS. Just how much discussion can this 'topic' receive?  ::)
May I suggest you either get a decent pair of specs or a braille monitor.

What's next? Blisters on your fingers through typing too much shite?

Or blisters on your arse for sitting there reading it all  whistle:
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Re: HARD TO READ!
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2007, 01:03:06 PM »
I think I have lost the thread of this - er - thread.

No, on second thoughts, I'm certain I've lost it.   surrender: