My what did I get that I didn't want was a tattoo (well one of those idiot transfer ones that last a few days)
Arrived at the festivities to be told by my niece everyone had to have one affixed by her daughter- later I discover apparently this meant everyone but her. Five minutes later I have this on my arm
The Pirates
Life
For Me
well I ask you.
A few hours later it said
The P rat s
Life
For Me
Fear not thinks I, Swarfega will sort it.
and worse it soon said
The P rat s
or Me
However top tip: if you ever get so lumbered they do come off with those alcohol based hand cleaning gels
Thing is do I now tell my mate Ron who last night had at least one still left very visible?
