20 years of the Darwin Awards

[Barman]

We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh. 

On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.

Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.

https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html

[Grumpmeister]

I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... 

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you

[Grumpmeister]

An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... 

Called the SS Richard Montgomery 

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html

[Darwins Selection]

An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... 

Called the SS Richard Montgomery 

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html

[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]

[Barman]

An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... 

Called the SS Richard Montgomery 

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html

[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]

^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^

[Grumpmeister]

An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... 

Called the SS Richard Montgomery 

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html

[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]

^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^

Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater... 

[Steve]

An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck..... 

Called the SS Richard Montgomery 

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html

[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]

^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^

Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater... 

That's likely it plus improving the gene pool

That wreck is effin dangerous, possibly the only thing more dangerous is trying to move the damn stuff.  Well that and a lightly imbibed 4x4 driving Smugger humming Eight Days a Week

[miss Tchevious]

I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... 

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. 

[Grumpmeister]

I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... 

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. 

Something tells me I'm better off not asking why he was biting your nose in the first place... 

[Barman]

I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... 

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. 



http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767

[Barman]

Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. 



http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767

Eeeek! What could possibly go wrong? 

[barmisspah?]

Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. 



http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767

Nick  NO

[Barman]

Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. 



http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767

Nick  NO

 

[Miss Creant]

Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. 



http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767

Nick  NO

 

Birthday present for 'the boy'?