20 years of the Darwin Awards

[Barman]

Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work in the colonies I see...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html

Oh Mr. Darwin Sir!

[Grumpmeister]

St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/

  

[Barman]

St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/

 

 

[Steve]

St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/

 

 

If they want someone to hold the key to his cell then I volunteer to join the queue to lose it

[Grumpmeister]

So near and yet so far, better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock

[Barman]

So near and yet so far, better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock

Feck moi! 

[Grumpmeister]

Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...



Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html

 

[Barman]

Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...



Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html

 

Close but no cigar... 

[Grumpmeister]

Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind.... 

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html

[Barman]

Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind.... 

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html

I'd have run him over for the fun of it... 

[Grumpmeister]

Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind.... 

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html

I'd have run him over for the fun of it... 

But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill.. 

[Barman]

Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind.... 

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html

I'd have run him over for the fun of it... 

But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill.. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind.... 

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html

I'd have run him over for the fun of it... 

But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill.. 

 

You want one of these for it, bit of work with a hose afterwards and all clean again.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Darwin tries oriental cooking... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html

[Barman]

Darwin tries oriental cooking... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html