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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #90 on: March 28, 2019, 03:12:11 PM »
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #91 on: March 28, 2019, 03:13:10 PM »
noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/british-man-tried-flee-australia-jet-ski-armed-crossbow-9034002/

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NEWSFLASH: Authorities intercept strange bugger wearing a bucket riding a pedalo and armed with a shotgun 20 miles off the coast of Cyprus....  noooo:

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Yeah, you are right, that was going too far...






5 miles off the coast would be more accurate.  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #92 on: March 28, 2019, 06:46:37 PM »
Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #93 on: March 28, 2019, 06:49:49 PM »
Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html
ruined his sex life with Madame Palm
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #94 on: March 29, 2019, 05:30:09 AM »
Something tells me that there are going to be a lot of caught red handed jokes when this idiot gets picked up...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860883/Bungling-arsonist-flees-hands-fire-trying-burn-farm-building.html
ruined his sex life with Madame Palm

And her five virgin daughters...
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #95 on: March 29, 2019, 09:53:01 AM »
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.


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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2019, 09:24:28 PM »
That jail for driving when banned should be the default

Instead we get this lunacy of a driver driving with 51 points on his licence

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-48160507
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #99 on: May 11, 2019, 01:09:00 AM »
Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #100 on: May 11, 2019, 03:54:19 AM »
Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/

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Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #101 on: May 11, 2019, 08:21:15 AM »
Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/

happy001

Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
happy001 happy001 

he's safe, the CPS will eff it up
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Re: The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread
« Reply #102 on: May 11, 2019, 08:45:44 AM »
Banging on the door of a police station asking for help having forgotten that you are a wanted man...  happy002

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/10/joyrider-begged-help-police-station-forgetting-wanted-man-9489324/

happy001

Min you, that is about the only way they can catch wronguns these days... ::)
happy001 happy001 

he's safe, the CPS will eff it up

Yup, unless he has typed something nasty on FaceArse he'll get away with it for sure...  sadsmiley30:
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