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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2014, 06:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 06:53:45 PM
WHere are we on global warming here?  whistle:

Diesels are better for Polar Bears than petrol engines  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2014, 06:59:12 PM »
I spose with no ice caps they need vehicles with decent mpg to get after those fecking seals  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2014, 07:02:28 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2014, 07:03:32 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2014, 07:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 06:59:12 PM
I spose with no ice caps they need vehicles with decent mpg to get after those fecking seals  :thumbsup:

They have no thumbs and big paws, how would they turn the steering wheel? Mong... noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2014, 07:05:34 PM »
Straight line to seal and foot on accelerator  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2014, 07:06:40 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 03, 2014, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 06:59:12 PM
I spose with no ice caps they need vehicles with decent mpg to get after those fecking seals  :thumbsup:

They have no thumbs and big paws, how would they turn the steering wheel? Mong... noooo:

They hang on to those mints without any problems....
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2014, 07:07:37 PM »
After Seal mints?  rubschin:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2014, 07:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 07:05:34 PM
Straight line to seal and foot on accelerator  :thumbsup:

Their huge paws would press the brake simultaneuosly so they would sit there in a cloud of clutch smoke assuming they had actually managed to turn the key to start it and selected a gear. Honestly Nick, you haven't thought this through one iota...
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2014, 07:17:56 PM »
You may have a point trolley boy. How is the owld Lexus?  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2014, 08:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2014, 07:06:40 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on August 03, 2014, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 06:59:12 PM
I spose with no ice caps they need vehicles with decent mpg to get after those fecking seals  :thumbsup:

They have no thumbs and big paws, how would they turn the steering wheel? Mong... noooo:

They hang on to those mints without any problems....
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #71 on: August 04, 2014, 04:29:00 PM »
Test drive on Wednesday  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #72 on: August 04, 2014, 04:37:14 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #73 on: August 04, 2014, 05:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 04, 2014, 04:29:00 PM
Test drive on Wednesday  :thumbsup:
With that 0 to 60 spec best start early or it'll be Thursday before you know if it can do 70
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Re: Mr Nick's new car
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2014, 05:09:22 PM »
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It is the last car I will ever own. Spec is OK and it is intended to see me out. Boy Racer I am not.
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