Working with Mongs...

[Steve]

Sadly I had another run in with a DJ this weekend (Sorry Apey !).
It's a huge saga but DJ Dogbreath committed so many offences during a big budget, full production wedding at a stately pile that he ended up being arrested and spent the night in the cells. He was the only element of the production we didn't organise. He came with the caterers.

Sometime I will tell the whole story, but trying to cop off with the brides' younger sister and pinching drinks were just the beginning. Trying to wake up the owner of the house and father of the bride at 3am because he couldn't get his car and van out of the carpark was the end of it.

In defence was the sister fit...........

 

Maybe the question is was the sister legal?

[apc2010]

Now got a cancellation for tomorrow ..I have booked DJs...
I won't cancel them on 24 hours notice....so I have a day off ...

[Steve]

All I can say is 

[apc2010]

Sadly I had another run in with a DJ this weekend (Sorry Apey !).
It's a huge saga but DJ Dogbreath committed so many offences during a big budget, full production wedding at a stately pile that he ended up being arrested and spent the night in the cells. He was the only element of the production we didn't organise. He came with the caterers.

Sometime I will tell the whole story, but trying to cop off with the brides' younger sister and pinching drinks were just the beginning. Trying to wake up the owner of the house and father of the bride at 3am because he couldn't get his car and van out of the carpark was the end of it.

In defence was the sister fit...........

 

Maybe the question is was the sister legal?

He's an entertainer it's allowed .....see BBC rules......

[Misty]

All I can say is 

 

[apc2010]

A call comes in ....

your wedding on Tuesday is cancelled.......


I don't have a booking for you on Tuesday...

Silence ...

I do have one for Thursday.....

Do you ?????......

Yes ..explain names and venue ,,,


I'll get back to you.........


 

[Grumpmeister]

How many entertainers are these idiots agents for? 

[Barman]

How many entertainers are these idiots agents for? 

Said the Mongs.... 

[Grumpmeister]

How many entertainers are these idiots agents for? 

Said the Mongs.... 

Sorry BM, didn't realise you had already asked the question.. 

[Nick]

He should be in bed by now 

[Misty]

  I love it....

email enquiry..."I am planning a wedding for next may and will be coming to Cyprus next week and wondered if we could meet. My wedding is on 16th May up in the mountains, what would be your fee?"


Which fucking mountains???? Where are you staying to have a meeting with us? My website clearly states BASED IN PAPHOS

I get enquiries like this all the time, people really think Cyprus is all one tiny lickle village. 

[Uncle Mort]

Send an email back "are you being taken up the troodos?"

[Misty]

Send an email back "are you being taken up the troodos?"

Nick didnt send the enquiry. 

[Steve]

I love it....

email enquiry..."I am planning a wedding for next may and will be coming to Cyprus next week and wondered if we could meet. My wedding is on 16th May up in the mountains, what would be your fee?"


Which fucking mountains???? Where are you staying to have a meeting with us? My website clearly states BASED IN PAPHOS

I get enquiries like this all the time, people really think Cyprus is all one tiny lickle village. 

Well some say it has the economy of one 

Have to say I've seen dumber emails.

[apc2010]

text comes in ..

Tonight's 5 hour gig is now 3 hours

Ok (not happy) what time .????

Well 3 hours ...

Yes but which fvcking 3 hours...


We will get back to you...