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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #210 on: July 30, 2015, 10:08:27 AM »
I will have to deal with 30 Amoeba with Attitude over 2 days.  May take a baseball bat. Something along the lines of " If that red light comes on you will next wake up with tubes in your arm"
These won't be harmless old wedding DJ'S and no chance of hearing any ABBA !

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #211 on: July 30, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
I will have to deal with 30 Amoeba with Attitude over 2 days.  May take a baseball bat. Something along the lines of " If that red light comes on you will next wake up with tubes in your arm"
These won't be harmless old wedding DJ'S and no chance of hearing any ABBA !

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #212 on: July 30, 2015, 10:57:33 PM »
A clusterfvck of a night at both weddings...... surrender:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #213 on: July 31, 2015, 08:07:45 AM »
A clusterfvck of a night at both weddings...... surrender:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #214 on: July 31, 2015, 10:54:04 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #215 on: July 31, 2015, 11:14:11 AM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #216 on: July 31, 2015, 11:32:54 AM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #217 on: July 31, 2015, 11:57:54 AM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

happy001

In the end I had to find out where they rented the villa from ,,,,find the cleaner who had the spare key (but was too pissed to drive ),,,,so they could get their mini-bus to go passed her house to pick up the key ...told the bride n groom to bill the wedding company... noooo:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #218 on: July 31, 2015, 12:07:18 PM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

happy001

In the end I had to find out where they rented the villa from ,,,,find the cleaner who had the spare key (but was too pissed to drive ),,,,so they could get their mini-bus to go passed her house to pick up the key ...told the bride n groom to bill the wedding company... noooo:
:thumbsup:  well done sir

Are we talking about the now unemployed person formerly a wedding planner?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #219 on: July 31, 2015, 12:10:58 PM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

happy001

In the end I had to find out where they rented the villa from ,,,,find the cleaner who had the spare key (but was too pissed to drive ),,,,so they could get their mini-bus to go passed her house to pick up the key ...told the bride n groom to bill the wedding company... noooo:
:thumbsup:  well done sir

Are we talking about the now unemployed person formerly a wedding planner?

The thing is ...it's not my fvcking job ..I am a DJ...but after 8/9 pm I am the only native English speaking person so they come to me... Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #220 on: July 31, 2015, 10:38:25 PM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

happy001

In the end I had to find out where they rented the villa from ,,,,find the cleaner who had the spare key (but was too pissed to drive ),,,,so they could get their mini-bus to go passed her house to pick up the key ...told the bride n groom to bill the wedding company... noooo:
:thumbsup:  well done sir

Are we talking about the now unemployed person formerly a wedding planner?

The thing is ...it's not my fvcking job ..I am a DJ...but after 8/9 pm I am the only native English speaking person so they come to me... Banghead

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #221 on: July 31, 2015, 11:41:19 PM »
The wedding planner took the keys to the bride n grooms villa ...then turned her phone off.....all the guests were supposed to be staying there that night... noooo:

happy001

In the end I had to find out where they rented the villa from ,,,,find the cleaner who had the spare key (but was too pissed to drive ),,,,so they could get their mini-bus to go passed her house to pick up the key ...told the bride n groom to bill the wedding company... noooo:
:thumbsup:  well done sir

Are we talking about the now unemployed person formerly a wedding planner?

The thing is ...it's not my fvcking job ..I am a DJ...but after 8/9 pm I am the only native English speaking person so they come to me... Banghead

We guessed you would be the last resort. :thumbsup:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #222 on: August 02, 2015, 08:10:08 AM »


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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #223 on: August 02, 2015, 08:15:31 AM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #224 on: August 02, 2015, 01:54:47 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind