Working with Mongs...

[Barman]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

 

two, four, six, oh, oooooooonnnnnne 

We won't tell Apey.... * winks *

[Grumpmeister]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

 

two, four, six, oh, oooooooonnnnnne 

We won't tell Apey.... * winks *

Surely part of the fun will be seeing Apey's face when he walks in the door and is blasted by Les Mis... 

[Misty]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

 

two, four, six, oh, oooooooonnnnnne 

We won't tell Apey.... * winks *

Surely part of the fun will be seeing Apey's face when he walks in the door and is blasted by Les Mis... 

  he will hear it outside and wont actually come home..... really.

[Grumpmeister]

You know, if Apey has an smart phone you can always set it to play one of the songs whenever you ring him.... 

[Misty]

You know, if Apey has an smart phone you can always set it to play one of the songs whenever you ring him.... 

do you really believe Apey would have an smart phone. He can barely manage two paper cups connected by string. 

[Grumpmeister]

Ah Apey is an dumb phone user then 

[Misty]

I'm saying nothing.

[Barman]

Ah Apey is an dumb phone user then 

He gets Misty to answer it for him.... 

[Barman]

[Misty]

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got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

[Barman]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gMYNfQlf1H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

[Misty]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gMYNfQlf1H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

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just played it! was gonna post it too.

for those who don't know......to wake a sleeping lady, take a mobile speaker, on full volume, delicately place it on the pillow upon which rests her hungover head, and play this song. Said lady will then rise, cursing, Then BM makes everyone bacon sandwiches. 

[Barman]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gMYNfQlf1H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tI4jb-Aca9M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

just played it! was gonna post it too.

for those who don't know......to wake a sleeping lady, take a mobile speaker, on full volume, delicately place it on the pillow upon which rests her hungover head, and play this song. Said lady will then rise, cursing, Then BM makes everyone bacon sandwiches. 

 

And then he shags everybody! 

[Misty]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gMYNfQlf1H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tI4jb-Aca9M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

just played it! was gonna post it too.

for those who don't know......to wake a sleeping lady, take a mobile speaker, on full volume, delicately place it on the pillow upon which rests her hungover head, and play this song. Said lady will then rise, cursing, Then BM makes everyone bacon sandwiches. 

 

And then he shags everybody! 

well I missed that bit and there was only me and Apey there so...............

[Barman]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gMYNfQlf1H8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

got goosebumples! loooove it! Thank you


Talking about singing the song of angry men.....an email came in from a dj booked for tomorrow, refusing to do the gig he already agreed to unless I pay Xamount (more than we are getting) have had to change every bloody booking for tomorrow last minute. I'm not very popular. 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tI4jb-Aca9M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

just played it! was gonna post it too.

for those who don't know......to wake a sleeping lady, take a mobile speaker, on full volume, delicately place it on the pillow upon which rests her hungover head, and play this song. Said lady will then rise, cursing, Then BM makes everyone bacon sandwiches. 

 

And then he shags everybody! 

well I missed that bit and there was only me and Apey there so...............